What would YOU do? (wife away for the weekend!)
I only have ONE item that needs to be completed this weekend. Build a hope chest for my soon to be 16 daughter.
Other than that....I need to load 204, 223, 6.5x55, 7.5x55, & 357 Magnum ammo.
Other than that....I need to load 204, 223, 6.5x55, 7.5x55, & 357 Magnum ammo.
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What's wrong with you? Wife gone? That means stagg party and hookers![:D][:D] 0 -
beer-check
baseball-check
hookers-check
coke-check
could be a hell of a weekend0 -
Ah...kind of forgot one item. 19 year old daughter IS home...because she is working this weekend.
I GUARANTEE that she would tell....after partying...but would still tell.0 -
PARTY........[:D] 0 -
Why would you do anything different? 0 -
Mine is gone next weekend. It has been a long time since I had a free weekend - oh yea I forgot, the 16 year old daughter will be here. I guess Hookers are out !! 0 -
I'd be findn a short term 2nd wife for the weekend. 0 -
I must be strange. I actually like my wife and wouldn't do something that would make her go away -- PERMANENTLY, like, say, bringing in a short-term second wife or hookers.
Plus, I don't want to be paying for a house while I'm living in an apartment.
But, that's just me.0 -
quote:Originally posted by dcloco
Ah...kind of forgot one item. 19 year old daughter IS home...because she is working this weekend.
I GUARANTEE that she would tell....after partying...but would still tell.
Im sure Zulu would relieve you of her if you asked him real nice lol0 -
quote:Originally posted by spanielsells
I must be strange. I actually like my wife and wouldn't do something that would make her go away -- PERMANENTLY, like, say, bringing in a short-term second wife or hookers.
Plus, I don't want to be paying for a house while I'm living in an apartment.
But, that's just me.
Neither would most of us, but it's fun to joke about it. [:D]0 -
Tell ya what I won't be doing when the wife is gone...
...dishes!
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quote:Originally posted by dcloco
Ah...kind of forgot one item. 19 year old daughter IS home...because she is working this weekend.
I GUARANTEE that she would tell....after partying...but would still tell.
Invite her "19" year old friends over for a party while your daughter is working!!!![:D][:D] If her friends are hot, of course!![:D][:D]
If that upsets your wife and daughter, tell your daughter to hang around with uglier friends!!!![:D]
Sorry, couldn't resist!! Have a good weekend and Easter......0 -
Be nice and clean the house for her![;)] 0 -
Move. Don 0 -
wife was gone for a year in 06. life was pretty much the same. thats stands as a tribute to what faithfulness and loyalty is suppose to be, to all you young whipper snappers just waiting to be the person you ARENT in front of your spouse.[;)]
life goes on. steady as she goes.0 -
You could buy a new gun and she would never know.[:D] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by bobski
wife was gone for a year in 06. life was pretty much the same. thats stands as a tribute to what faithfulness and loyalty is suppose to be, to all you young whipper snappers just waiting to be the person you ARENT in front of your spouse.[;)]
life goes on. steady as she goes.
I never noticed a change in you. Don0 -
The only thing that would change is that, I wouldn't have to stay home and entertain her. Shoot Shoot Shoot Shoot and do it again the next day.
My wife needs a hobby, her not having one is cramping mine[:D]0 -
Have a boquet(sp?) of a dozen or so roses and fine milk chocolate waiting for her when she is to arrive (the roses bought the same day she arrives so they are fresh).
And no; I'm not tying to soften the blow of a purchase I made.0 -
quote:You could buy a new gun and she would never know
Wanna bet?...
We wives find out everything sooner or later...Might be a neighbor that squeals on you, or a phone call from someone who was there when the wife wasnt...little things left around the house by guests, too much food gone, too much food in the house, too dirty, too clean...
Face the fact, we always find out....always...[}:)][}:)][}:)]0 -
quote:Originally posted by KEVD18
beer-check
baseball-check
hookers-check
coke-check
could be a hell of a weekend
WEll guess we know what kind of person you are...BASEBALL..PFFFFF[:p]0 -
Beer- Check
GB.com- Check
BBQ-check
Gun porn-check
Fishing pole-check
Fat cigar-check0 -
quote:Originally posted by BlackRoses
quote:You could buy a new gun and she would never know
Wanna bet?...
We wives find out everything sooner or later...Might be a neighbor that squeals on you, or a phone call from someone who was there when the wife wasnt...little things left around the house by guests, too much food gone, too much food in the house, too dirty, too clean...
Face the fact, we always find out....always...[}:)][}:)][}:)]
[:D][:D][:D]
I know a guy in canada that has been gambling for over 30 years and his wife thinks he never gambled a day in his life. He keeps a seperate bank account so she never figures out that he is loosing money.
They have both lived happily together for many years and she has no idea that he looses money ever day.
So are you 100% sure about your previous statement.[:D]0 -
Don't do anything. Just sit and listen to the quiet. 0 -
UPDATE!
I SLEPT in....which is the third time in a year that I have done that. I still woke up at the same time, but turned off the alarm, woke up two more times, and slept an extra hour. Yeah buddy...I am LIVING LIFE!
Got up, showered, hit one of my favorite breakfast joints (it was terrible!), went to local gunshop (thought about adding a pistol for 8 seconds-Ruger semi auto in 45 acp), picked up a couple items for a project, and started the project.
What project you ask? Ah...that would be a hope chest for my soon to be 16 year old daughter. As of right now, I am 80% finished. Have the top to cut, apply hinge, and add a couple more layers of stain.
Going to try to reload from noon on tomorrow.
No...I won't be doing anything out of the ordinary.0 -
I do the same things when she is home as when she is not. 99.9% of the time it is me that is gone - not her. I enjoy my life and I enjoy my wife. 30+ years now.... 0 -
quote:Originally posted by rogue_rob
quote:Originally posted by dcloco
Ah...kind of forgot one item. 19 year old daughter IS home...because she is working this weekend.
I GUARANTEE that she would tell....after partying...but would still tell.
Im sure Zulu would relieve you of her if you asked him real nice lol
Sure. 19 is a perfect age for me. Old enough to be legal and younger than me. However my 19 year old girlfriend might take offense.0 -
UPDATE! Wooooohoooooooooo!!
Sawdust is picked up. Going to put another coat of stain on the hopechest...and look out....Will be loading a few hundred rounds for my 223, 204, 6.5x55, 7.5x55, and maybe some 357 & 44 magnums!
Have about 10 hours to burn...so LOOK OUT GARAGE, HERE I COME!
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PS...I will do the dishes tomorrow after work.
PSS...and vacuum.0 -
quote:Originally posted by dcloco
PS...I will do the dishes tomorrow after work.
PSS...and vacuum.
Good Boy![;)][;)]0
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