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  • Nwcid
    Oh I thought you ment when he said that the internet was only made for porn. [:D][:D][:D]
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  • nemesisenforcer
    Or that alcohol was the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
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  • gunnut505
    Can't win, don't try.
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  • mrseatle
    mmmmmmmm "do not touch"
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  • tobefree
    These are all optical illusions caused by Satan.... The earth is FLAT.... Mt Grandma proved it to me when I was a kid. She put a Saucer of milk out and told me the if the world were round it would all fall out at night. Yep, it is definately FLAT....
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  • Pensfan
    If we didn't have these guns, the king of England could just walk in here anytime he wanted and start shoving us around!



    hahaha... great show.

    :)
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  • fivefivesix
    Homer - "There are three ways to do things in life. The right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way."
    Bart - "Isn't the Max Power way the wrong way?"
    Homer - "Yes, but faster."
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  • p64mak
    "Well, excuse me for having huge flaws that I refuse to work on!"--Homer J Simpson

    The story of my life.
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  • Captplaid
    Homer: How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze.
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  • Captplaid
    When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power ... like God must feel when he's holding a gun.
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  • Warpig883
    The earth is shaped like a banana
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  • Nwcid
    Oh, I know "The first step to failing is trying".
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