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Hello?"
>>"Hi honey. This is Daddy.Is Mommy near the phone?"
>>"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle
>>Paul."
>>After a brief pause,
>>Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle
>>Paul."
>>"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with
>>Mommy, right now."
>>Brief Pause.
>>"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put
>>the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on
>>the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car
>>just pulled into the driveway."
>>"Okay, Daddy, just a minute."
>>A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the
>>phone.
>>"I did it, Daddy."
>>"And what happened, honey?" he asked.
>>"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with
>>no clothes on, then she ran around screaming. Then
>>she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser
>>and now she isn't moving at all!"
>>"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"
>>"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He
>>was all scared and he jumped out of the back window
>>and into the swimming
>>pool. I guess he didn't know that you took out the
>>water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the
>>pool and I think he's dead."
>>***Long Pause***
>>
>>***Longer Pause***
>>***Even Longer Pause***
>>
>>Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool?............Is this 486-5731?"
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  • tazzer
    An Israeli doctor said to a medical conference, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it into another and have him looking for work in six weeks!"

    The German doctor stood up and said, "Well medicine in my county is so advanced, we can take a lung out of one person and put it into another and have him looking for work in four weeks"

    The Russian doctor got up and said "My country is even more advanced, we can remove half a heart from one person, put it into another person, and have them both looking for work in just two weeks!"

    Not to be outdone, the American doctor stood up and addressed the conference, "Well," he said, "My country is so far advanced in medicine, we can take an jerk out of Chicago, put him in the White House, and have half the country looking for work in 24 hours!"
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  • tazzer
    I was talking to a friend of mine's little girl, and she said she wanted to be President some day.

    Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were President,


    what would be the first thing you would do?" She replied, "I'd
    give food and houses to all the homeless people." "Wow - what a worthy goal!" I told her. "You
    don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds,
    and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then, I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy
    hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food or a new house." She thought that over for a few
    moments because she's only 6 years old. And while her Mom glared at me, the young child looked me straight in the
    eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"


    And I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party." Her folks still aren't talking to me.
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  • tazzer
    WHY SENIORS STILL NEED NEWSPAPERS

    I was visiting my daughter last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.

    "This is the 21st century," she said. We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, use my iPad."

    I can tell you this...that fly never knew what hit him.
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  • tazzer
    A couple of gay guys were walking down the street. A pretty blond suddenly pops out of a local shop and walks past them.
    One the the gay guys looks back at her and sighs to the other one, Gosh, it's times like that I wish I were a lesbian.
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  • tazzer
    One Sunday morning, the minister noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque.

    It was covered with names with small American flags mounted on either side of it. The seven year old had been

    staring at the plaque for some time, so the minister walked up, stood beside the little boy, and said quietly,

    "Good morning Alex."

    "Good morning sir," he replied, still focused on the plaque. "Sir, what is this?" he asked the minister.

    The minister said, "Well, son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service."

    Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque.

    Finally, little Alex's voice, barely audible and trembling with fear, asked, "Which service, the 9:45 or the 11:15?"
    _________________
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  • tazzer
    A huge billboard sign states -

    "Need Help, Call Jesus at 1-800-123-4567"

    Wondering who would answer, called 1-800-123-4567 and got an answering machine requesting address of where help was needed. The address was left on the answering machine.

    Then next day at 7AM, a mexican kid shows up with a lawnmower.
    [:D]
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  • tazzer
    Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a Chicago Park when a crazed Rottweiler suddenly attacks one of the boys. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his hockey stick, shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it and breaks the dog's neck, saving his friend.

    A reporter is standing by, sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.

    "Young Cub Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook. "But I'm not a Cubs fan," the little boy replies. "Sorry, but since we're in Chicago, I just assumed you were," says the reporter and starts writing again.

    "Sox Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," he writes in his notebook. "But I'm not a Sox fan either," the little boy replies. "Sorry, but since we're in Chicago and you aren't a Cubs fan, I just assumed you had to be a Sox," says the reporter and starts writing again.

    "Bears Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," he writes in his notebook. "I'm not a Bears fan either," says the boy. "Oh... I assumed everyone in Chicago was either for the Cubs, Sox or Bears. What team do you root for?" the reporter asked.

    "I'm a Colts fan," the boy replies. The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes:

    "Little punk From Indiana Kills Beloved Family Pet!"
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  • tazzer
    Man driving down road.
    Woman driving up same road.
    They pass each other.
    Woman yells out window, "PIG!"
    Man yells out window, "onager!"
    Man rounds next curve...
    Crashes into a huge pig in middle of road.

    If only men would listen.

    rcdis
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  • tazzer
    One day a woman was out selling air freshener. She walks around the city lookin for office buildings and she finds one that is about 100 stories tall. She went in and got on the elevator, she decided to go up to the top floor. When the door closed the elevator took off and gave her a good jolt, she suddenly farted. Embarrassed by her loss of control she decided to cover the horrible smell with her air freshner products. She dug around in her bag and chose to use a pine fresh scent, so she sprays the inside of elevator while she is going up. Somewhere around the 30th floor the elevator stops and an elderly man gets on . She being unsure of air freshner success decides to have a chat with the man. She asks him if he noticed the fresh smell in the elevator when he got on. The man stood straight up, took in a deep breath, thought for a minute or two and tells her " Mam, it smells like someone fooey a pine tree"!

    "Keep turnin to the RIGHT"
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  • tazzer
    I was in a pub last Saturday night. Had a few....and noticed two very large women at the bar.
    They both had strong accents so I asked, "Hey, are you ladies from Scotland?"

    One of them chirped: "It's WALES you friggin' idiot!"

    So, I immediately apologized and said, "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?"

    That's all I remember
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  • tazzer
    When I say I'm broke... I'm broke





    cid:1.885105893@web113606.mail.gq1.yahoo.com


    A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, to be confronted
    by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
    "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple minutes of your time,
    I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners..."
    ''Go away!'' said the old lady. ''I'm broke and haven't got any money!''
    and she proceeded to close the door.
    Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open...
    ''Don't be too hasty!'' he said. ''Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.''
    And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.
    "Now if this vaccum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure
    from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."


    The old lady stepped back and said, "Well let me get you a fork,
    'cause they cut off my electricity this morning."
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  • tazzer
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    You knew it would happen.

    nunn


    Edit: Yeah, I figured as much.
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  • tazzer
    A couple was
    invited to a swanky costume party. The Mrs. got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time being spoiled by not going.

    So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain and, as it was still early, decided to go the party.

    Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice woman he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.

    His wife
    sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his current partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new babe that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished ,naturally, since he was her husband. Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed.

    So off they went to one of the cars and had a quickie. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.

    She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what kind of a time he had.. He said: "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." "Did you dance much ?" "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there,
    I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But you're not going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to...."
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  • tazzer
    A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish man sitting at a card table with neckties laid out on it.

    The Arab said, "My thirst is killing me. Please do you have water?". The Jew replied "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $150. This one goes very nicely with your robes". The Arab shouted, "Idiot! I do not need your overpriced tie. I need water!"

    "OK" said the old Jew, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie. I will show you that you have not offended me. If you walk over that hill to the east for about 4 miles you will find a very nice restaurant. Go! Walf that way. THe restaurant has all the water you can drink."

    The Arab staggered away toward the hill and disappeared. Eight hours later the Arab came crawling back to the Jewish mans table. The Jew said "I told you the restaurant with the water is over the hill. Could you not find it?"

    "I found it" the Aarab rasped "But your brother wouldn't let me in without a tie!" Gunn Landry


    "Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they've made a difference...The Marines don't have that problem" Ronald Reagan
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  • tazzer
    A BUM, WHO OBVIOUSLY HAS SEEN MORE THAN HIS SHARE OF HARD TIMES, APPROACHES A WELL-DRESSED GENTLEMAN ON THE STREET.
    "HEY BUDDY, CAN YOU SPARE TWO BUCKS?"
    THE WELL-DRESSED GENTLEMAN RESPONDS, "YOU AREN'T GOING TO SPEND IT ON LIQUOR, ARE YOU?"
    "NO SIR, I DON'T DRINK", RETORTS THE BUM.
    "YOU AREN'T GOING TO THROW IT AWAY ON SOME FISHING GEAR ARE YOU?" ASKS THE GENTLEMAN.
    "NO WAY, I DON'T FISH", ANSWERS THE BUM.
    "YOU WOULDN'T WASTE THE MONEY ON A HUNTING LICENSE,
    WOULD YOU?" ASKS THE MAN.
    "NEVER", SAYS THE BUM, "I DON'T HUNT".
    "YOU WOULDN'T SPEND IT ON A TWO-BIT WHORE, WOULD YOU?"
    "OH NO", SAYS THE BUM, "I HAVEN'T HAD A WOMAN IN YEARS."

    THE MAN ASKS THE BUM IF HE WOULD LIKE TO COME HOME
    WITH HIM FOR A HOME-COOKED MEAL. THE BUM ACCEPTS EAGERLY. WHILE THEY ARE HEADING FOR THE MANS HOUSE, THE BUM'S CURIOSITY GETS THE BETTER OF HIM.


    "ISN'T YOUR WIFE GOING TO BE ANGRY WHEN SHE SEE A GUY LIKE ME AT YOUR TABLE?"


    "PROBABLY", SAYS THE MAN, "BUT IT WILL BE WORTH IT. I WANT
    HER TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS TO A GUY WHO DOESN'T DRINK, FISH, HUNT, OR HAVE SEX".
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  • tazzer
    This may belong in the political section but wanted everyone to see it. read it with a sense of humor.





    A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below.
    She shouted to him, 'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am.'
    The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, 'You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.'
    She rolled her eyes and said, 'You must be a Republican.'
    'I am,' replied the man. 'How did you know?'
    'Well,' answered the balloonist, 'everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me.'
    The man smiled and responded, 'You must be a Democrat.'
    'I am,' replied the balloonist. 'How did you know?'
    'Well,' said the man, 'you don't know where you are or where you are going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it's my fault.
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  • tazzer
    Having reached the age of 65, I went to apply for Social Security
    last week.
    After waiting in line for a very long time, I finally got to the counter.
    The woman there asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I
    looked in my pockets and realized, to my great dismay, that I had left my
    wallet on the night stand in my bedroom. I told the lady that I was very sorry,
    but I seemed to have left my wallet at home.
    "I'll have to go get it and come back later," I said.
    At that point, she said to me, "Unbutton your shirt."
    I was confused, but I opened my shirt, revealing lots of curly silver hair.
    She said, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," and,
    with that, she promptly processed my application.
    When I got home, I couldn't wait to tell my wife about my experience at
    the Social Security Office. She listened to the whole story and then
    said, "You should have dropped your pants . . . you might have gotten
    disability, too."


    Larry
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  • tazzer
    Salaam alaikum,

    Here's a good one. No offence to anyone, ok?

    A man dashes into the Pope's office, panting, gasping, and trying to speak all at once.

    "What's the matter?" the Pope asks, offering the man a seat.

    "Oh your Grace!" the man exclaims, flopping on the chair. "I have good news and I have bad news. Which would you like to hear first?"

    "Give me the good news," the Pope says.

    "Oh your Grace! JESUS is on the phone and he wants to speak to you!" the panting man exclaims.

    "Praise the Lord!" the jubilant Pope replies, "What could the bad news possibly be?"

    "Your Grace, he's calling from Mecca!" [:D][}:)]
    [:D]
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  • tazzer
    A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
    At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral........I'm a gynecologist."

    That's when the proctologist fainted.


    Better to have and not need, than need and not have.
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  • tazzer
    My neighbors the lesbians next door asked me what I would like for my birthday.I was quite surprised when they gave me a Rolex it was very nice of them,but I think they miss understood me when I said
    " I wanna watch "
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  • tazzer
    An elderly Italian man lay dying in his bed.

    While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly
    smelled the aroma of his favorite Italian anisette
    sprinkle cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his
    remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed.

    Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of
    the bedroom, and with even greater effort, gripping the
    railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs. With
    labored breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing
    into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he
    would have thought himself already in heaven, for there,
    spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table were
    literally hundreds of his favorite anisette sprinkle
    cookies.


    Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love
    from his devoted Italian wife of sixty years, seeing to
    it that he left this world a happy man?

    Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself
    towards the table, landing on his knees in a rumpled
    posture. His parched lips parted, the wondrous taste of
    the cookie was already in his mouth, seemingly bringing
    him back to life. The aged and withered hand trembled on
    its way to a cookie at the edge of the table, when it
    was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife......

    "Back off!" she said, "They're for the funeral."


    NRA MEMBER
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  • tazzer
    What do you call a lesbian dinosaur????
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  • tazzer
    TRAFFIC CONTROL


    Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway, but alas, as time went by,
    the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was SO heavy and
    SO fast that his chickens were being run over at the rate of three to six a day.
    So one day, Farmer John called the sheriff's office and said, "You've got
    to do something about all of these people driving so fast and killing all
    of my chickens."

    "What do you want me to do?" asked the sheriff.

    "I don't care," answered Farmer John, " just do something about those crazy
    drivers!"

    So the next day, the sheriff had the county workers erect a sign that
    said.... SLOW SCHOOL CROSSING.

    Three days later, Farmer John called the sheriff and said, "You've got to
    do something about these drivers. The "School Crossing" sign seems to make
    them go even faster."

    So again, the sheriff sends out the county workers and they put up a new
    sign... SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY

    That really sped them up. So Farmer John called and called and called
    every day for three weeks. Finally, he asked the sheriff, "Your signs are
    doing no good. Can I put up my own sign?" The sheriff told him, "Sure
    thing, put up your own sign." He was going to let Farmer John do just
    about ANYTHING to get him to stop calling every day to complain.

    The sheriff got no more calls from Farmer John.

    Three weeks later, curiosity got the best of the sheriff and he decided
    to give Farmer John a call. "How's the problem with those drivers? Did you
    put up your own sign?"

    "Oh, sure I did, and not one chicken has been killed since, but I'm very
    busy and I've got to go," Farmer John replied and hung up.

    The sheriff was really curious now and he though to himself, "I'd better
    go out there and take a look at that sign...it might be something WE could
    use to slow down drivers."
    So the sheriff drove out to Farmer John's house, and his jaw dropped the
    moment he saw the sign.

    It was spray-painted on a sheet of plywood...



    NUDIST COLONY ....


    GO SLOW AND WATCH OUT FOR THE CHICKS





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    "Sell not virtue to purchase wealth, not liberty to purchase power."
    Benjamin Franklin, 1785
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  • tazzer
    A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

    The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'

    The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'

    While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button.

    The walls opened, and the lady waddled into a small room. The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.

    They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.

    Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous and stacked 24-year-old blond stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son.....

    'Go get your Mother'
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  • tazzer
    sorry about the > i did not have time to takem out [V]

    The Rev. Al Sharpton

    Rev. Al Sharpton got out of the shower and was drying off when he looked in the mirror and noticed he was white from the neck up to the top of his head. In sheer panic and fearing he was turning white and might have to start working for a living, he called his doctor and told him of his problem.
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    > The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately. After an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid, gave it to Rev. Al, and told him to drink it all.
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    > Rev. Al drank the concoction and replied, 'That tasted like oatmeal!'
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    > The doctor replied, 'It was, you were a quart low.'
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  • tazzer
    Guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.
    Guy behind the counter says, "Male or female?"
    Customer says, "Female"
    Counter guy asks, "Black or white?"
    Customer says, "White"
    Counter guy asks, "Christian or Muslim?"
    Customer says, "What the hell does religion have to do with it?"
    Counter guy says, "The Muslim one blows itself up."
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  • tazzer
    A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

    The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved. And he yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left wing Commie who isn't even an American. So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!"

    "And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us."
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  • tazzer
    After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target.
    Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target.

    Dear Mrs. Gassman,

    Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store.. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Gassman, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.



    1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.

    2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

    3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

    4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted in a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money.

    5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.

    6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

    7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.

    8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him, he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.

    9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

    10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where t he antidepressants were.

    11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.

    12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.

    13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

    14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

    And last, but not least:

    15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out.
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  • tazzer
    A woman is in bed with her lover, who also happens to be her husband's best friend.

    They make love for hours and, afterwards, while they're just lying there, the phone rings. Since it's the woman's house, she picks up the receiver. The best friend listens, only hearing her side of the conversation:

    "Hello? Oh, hi... I'm so glad that you called... Really? That's wonderful.... Well, I'm happy to hear you're having such a great time... Oh, that sounds terrific... Thanks. Okay. Bye bye."

    She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks, "Who was that?"

    "Oh" she replies, "That was my husband telling me all about the wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with you."
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  • tazzer
    A husband and a wife are trying to set up a password for their new computer.

    The husband puts in MyBallPark Frank and the wife falls on the floor laughing because on the screen it says, Error not long enough.[:)]
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