Texans...
Talibans and Texans
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> > A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a
> > road when they hear a voice call from behind a
> > sand-dune. "One Texas soldier is better than ten
> > Taliban."
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> > The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best
> > soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks
> > out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.
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> >
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> > The voice then calls out, "One Texan is better than a
> > hundred Taliban soldiers."
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> >
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> > Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100
> > troops over the dune and instantly a huge gunfight
> > commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.
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> >
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> > The Texan voice calls out, "One Texan is better than
> > one thousand Taliban".
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> >
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> > The enraged Taliban Commander musters a thousand
> > fighters and sends them over the dune. Cannon, rocket
> > and machine gun fire rings out as a huge battle is
> > fought. Then silence.
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> >
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> > Finally one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over
> > the dune and with his dying words tells his commander,
> > "Don't send any more men, its a trap.
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> >
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> > There's two of them."
> >
>Doug
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> >
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> >
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> > A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a
> > road when they hear a voice call from behind a
> > sand-dune. "One Texas soldier is better than ten
> > Taliban."
>
> >
>
> > The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best
> > soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks
> > out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.
>
> >
>
> > The voice then calls out, "One Texan is better than a
> > hundred Taliban soldiers."
>
> >
>
> > Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100
> > troops over the dune and instantly a huge gunfight
> > commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.
>
> >
>
> > The Texan voice calls out, "One Texan is better than
> > one thousand Taliban".
>
> >
>
> > The enraged Taliban Commander musters a thousand
> > fighters and sends them over the dune. Cannon, rocket
> > and machine gun fire rings out as a huge battle is
> > fought. Then silence.
>
> >
>
> > Finally one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over
> > the dune and with his dying words tells his commander,
> > "Don't send any more men, its a trap.
>
> >
>
> > There's two of them."
> >
>Doug
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I just heard, [}:)]The Norway shooter says Americans are hypocrites, but he says Texans are least hypocritical.
PS. He looks like Prince William... who did they say was Williams real dad? Wasn't it some norse diplomat?0 -
[:D][:D] Good one Dough! 0 -
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[:D][:D][:D] Take me back to TX 0 -
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Excellent! 0 -
Don't mess with..... well, you know the rest. 0 -
Viva Tejas! 0 -
Not far from truth, not sure if that guy is Texan or not, but here's an interview with him:
http://www.glennbeck.com/news/06212007a.shtml
and the story:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19173935/
I caught the interview with him on the radio, very crazy story, I wish the host wouldn't rush it and just let him talk.
Just found it -- he's indeed from Texas. Wonder if this joke is related, I think I've heard it before, but I might be wrong. Add: Nope, not related, found at least one reference dated Dec 2001.0 -
I confess, it was me and Texasvet. But we didn't deceive anybody! When one had the watch, the other was taking a nap....[:D][:o)][8D] 0 -
That is a new twist to an old aggie joke, but a good one.[:D]
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The first time I heard that joke was after the 1967 Arab/ Israeli War. The punchline then was two Israeli soldiers. In that case it was almost an accurate accounting. 0 -
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So Jews are better than S.E.A.L.s, by your implication ??
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Are Jews better then Texans? Well not really, but they did win their war in 6 days. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by Doug Wilson
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So Jews are better than S.E.A.L.s, by your implication ??
Doug
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He didn't say anything about S.E.A.L.s...0
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