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  • KSUmarksman
    and nobody came up with the idea of putting their foot out and tripping him?
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  • sig232
    Yes, with no weapon why didn't someone just polecock him? I guess it would be a field day for lawyers if someone physically stoped him and left marks on his face.[:(]
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  • theboogeyman
    Hmm...wonder if that "grease" helped conduct the electricity any better? [;)]
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  • bgjohn
    [8] Polecock? You mean Coldcock?[?]
    JM
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  • Slow_Hand
    I don't think it warranted two jolts from a stun gun.
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  • LaidbackDan
    I would thing a bucket of sawdust would of take care of the nudity factor.
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  • KSUmarksman
    what gets my goat is how the school officials and police overreact about a streaker. Sure I don't want to see another guy's privates, but that is quite a laundry list of charges against him.

    It will cost thousands upon thousands of taxpayer dollars for the legal proceedings, and even more if they throw him in jail, when a well thrown dodgeball to the 'nads would have taught him the lesson he needed [:D]
    After the pain and being humiliated in front of the entire cafeteria like that, I doubt he'd ever streak again
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  • bpost
    I bet a little tap on the family jewels with a night stick would have slowed him down!
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  • select-fire
    OMG ... terrorism in the school. Help is on the way. Classes will be dismissed the rest of the day for all who were affected by this trimatic event. Social workers will be bussed in for counceling for this new disease called SSS ( Social Shock Sydrome). A few will be treated for SSSS ( Social Sex Shock Sydrome ) those who actually witnessed the awful event. Hazmat teams were present for the unknown chemical that was on the criminals body. Air quality samples have been sent to Washington.
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  • Permanently deleted user
    "Dont Look Ethel" They call him the streak...[:D][:D]
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  • tapwater
    ...OK..We've got a naked, greasy guy who obviously doesn't have a concealed weapon.

    ...The frightened students were HUDDLED IN A CORNER??????

    ...Um, I know what my classmates would have done....either laughed themselves silly, or beat the living crap outa the guy. Huddled in a corner....WTH.
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  • select-fire
    [:D][:D]

    The Streak
    Hello everybody, this is your action news reporter
    With all the news that is news across the nation
    On the scene at the super market
    There seems to have been some disturbance here
    Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?
    Yeh, I did...I was standing over there by the tomatoes
    And here he come
    Running thru the pole beans, thru the fruits and vegetables
    Naked as a jay-bird
    And I hollered over at Ethel...Isaid don't look Ethel
    It was too late, she'd already been incensed...

    Chorus

    Here he comes, boogie-dy, boogie-dy
    There he goes, boogie-dy, boogie-dy
    And he ain't wearin' no clothes
    Oh yes, they call him the streak
    Fastest thing on two feet
    He's just as proud as he can be
    Of his anatomy
    He's gonna give us a peek
    Oh yes, they call him the streak
    He likes to show off his physique
    If there's an audience to be found
    He'll be streakin' around
    Invitin' public critique...


    This is your action news reporter once again
    And we're here at the gas station
    Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?
    Yeh, I did...I was just in here gettin' my tires checked
    And he just appeared out of the traffic
    Come streakin' around the grease rack there
    Didn't have nothing on but a smile
    I looked in there and Ethel was gettin' her a cold drink
    I hollered...Don't look Ethel
    It was too late...She'd already been mooned
    Flashed her right there in front of the shock absorbers


    Chorus

    He ain't rude, boogie-dy, boogie-dy
    He ain't lewd, boogie-dy, boogie-dy
    He's just in the mood to run in the nude

    Oh yes, they call him the streak
    He likes to turn the other cheek
    He's always making the news
    Wearin' just his tennis shoes
    Guess you could call him unique...


    Once again, your action news reporter in the booth at the gym
    Covering the disturbance at the basketball playoffs
    Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?
    Yeh, I did...half-time, I was just going down there
    To get Ethel a snow cone
    Here he come right our of the cheap seats
    Dribblin'...right down the middle of the court
    Didn't have on nothin' but his PF's
    Made a hook shot and got out thru the concession stand
    I hollered up at Ethel, I said don't look Ethel
    It was too late...She'd already got a free shot
    Grandstanded...Right there in front of the home team


    Here he comes...look...who's that with him?
    Ethel, is that you, Ethel?
    What do you think you're doing?
    You get your clothes on!


    Ethel, where you going?
    Ethel, you shameless hussy
    Say it isn't so Ethel
    Ethel..................



    Written by: Ray Stevens
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  • spanielsells
    quote:Originally posted by KSUmarksman
    what gets my goat is how the school officials and police overreact about a streaker. Sure I don't want to see another guy's privates, but that is quite a laundry list of charges against him.

    It will cost thousands upon thousands of taxpayer dollars for the legal proceedings, and even more if they throw him in jail, when a well thrown dodgeball to the 'nads would have taught him the lesson he needed [:D]
    After the pain and being humiliated in front of the entire cafeteria like that, I doubt he'd ever streak again
    Yeah, but if I understand the story correctly, we're talking a school situation with young, impressionable kids (yep, they're high school students). If this guy had more on his mind than just streaking (like, say, he wanted to sexually assault a few girls or, if he was gay, a few guys), and nobody did anything to subdue him, you'd still be harping on the school officials and LEO for not doing enough.

    It would cost thousands and thousands of dollars of taxpayer money either way. Don't forget, chances are taxpayers are paying for his defense, as well as definitely the prosecution and court proceedings.

    To me, the students huddled in the corner are likely huddled in the corner out of fear as to what was going on and not because some lameass decided to streak in the cafeteria.

    One wonders if the LEO will be prosecuted for inducing public panic...
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  • Colt Super
    Jesus Christ save me.
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  • mrseatle
    quote:Originally posted by theboogeyman
    Hmm...wonder if that "grease" helped conduct the electricity any better? [;)]


    Police used a stun gun on him, but the student got up and kept running







    was it a stun gun or a Taser?
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  • williamprynn
    It's all Bush's fault.
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  • spryor
    quote:Originally posted by theboogeyman
    Hmm...wonder if that "grease" helped conduct the electricity any better? [;)]
    I wondered the same.
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  • HAIRY
    quote:Originally posted by williamprynn
    It's all Bush's fault.
    Nah, he's laid back with his drugs.
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  • wipala
    quote:Originally posted by sig232
    Yes, with no weapon why didn't someone just polecock him? I guess it would be a field day for lawyers if someone physically stoped him and left marks on his face.[:(]
    polecocking means something else when talking about a naked man. The word you want is coldcock which in itself takes on a new meaning when talking about a naked man in January[}:)][}:)]
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  • alledan
    Like I always have said "There ain't much to do in Ohio in the winter". Now excuse me while I go get my britches on[:0][:0]
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  • CHGOTHNDER
    Greased and naked.....WOW .I remember those days.
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  • Lowrider
    I doubt like hell if ANYONE was huddled and frightened in the corner. That's just sensationalism from the news media. I mean, what impact would it have had on listeners and readers of the news if they'd said, "Students were laughing and applauding as police officers chased the suspect around the cafeteria." People might wonder what all the fuss was about. No, they HAD to portray the students as "huddled and frightened" for the sake of decency. [xx(]
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  • RunForest
    we had lots of streakers at my high school. i think instead of arresting them they should just be photographed and posted on the internets
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  • mateomasfeo
    quote:Originally posted by williamprynn
    It's all Bush's fault.


    Do you cut and paste that comment into every thread?
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  • 11b6r
    Reaction from LEO likely more to his running and screaming than just being a streaker. So far as coldcocking him- anyone here ever used a CO2 extinguisher???[8D]
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  • Txs
    quote:Originally posted by theboogeyman
    Hmm...wonder if that "grease" helped conduct the electricity any better? [;)]Nope.

    The barbs go below the skin's surface.
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  • theboogeyman
    quote:Originally posted by 11b6r
    Reaction from LEO likely more to his running and screaming than just being a streaker. So far as coldcocking him- anyone here ever used a CO2 extinguisher???[8D]


    Hmmm....gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "chilly willy" [:D]
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  • Kodiakk
    Hopefully they gave him a good beat down after tasing him.
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  • Slow_Hand
    I have no doubt that the Taser is a very viable way to subdue out-of-control individuals is a normally non-lethal manner. And we already know that people who have been tasered do occasionally die inexplicably.

    But I think the Taser is being overused as a panacea of sorts in lieu of good old-fashioned hands-on LEO control. I'm not advocating that LEO's be subjected to unnecessary physical danger but in a case like this one, a naked teenager with no weapon running amok in a school cafeteria could have been effectively dealt with and subdued through other means.

    I think that society has to be more prudent in sanctioning the use of that particualr device.
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  • Warbirds
    Slowhand- I know what you're saying, but I think if I were in the guys shoes' I would have zapped the kid just on principle!
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