A fellow purchases a ticket for the sleeper

on a cross-country train. But to his dismay he finds that all the units are occupied and all but one contain two people. The single person, an attractive woman in the last unit agrees to allow him to share the unit provided his behavior is that of a gentleman. He agrees and promptly goes to sleep. During the night the woman turns over and pulls the blankets off of the man. The man gets cold and wakes up. He touches the womans shoulder, waking her and asks her to get a blanket for him.

She says "I have a better idea- let's just pretend that we're married."

The man is surprised by the womans apparent change of attitude and readily agrees to her suggestion.

"Fine" she says, "get your own dam* blanket!!"