Old Brits are on the ball...
I heard that while at a dinner party Winston Churchill was approached by lady. The lady said with much indignation, "Well, Mr. Prime Minister you're drunk!" Winston repllied, Well mam you'er ugly, tomorrow I'll be sober, but you will still be ugly!"
Also heard another versoin where he said "fat" instead of "ugly".
George Benard Shaw, the playright, on a visit to New York City was in a resturant and spotted a very attractive women sitting behind him. He leaned back and said to her, " My lady would you sleep with me for a million dollars? She replied "Well yes I would!" George immidiately replied, "Would you sleep with me for $5.00? "She gets up out of her chair and says, "Well, Sir what kind of women do you think I am?" To which George says, "Well lady we have already established that, we are just quibling over the price!"
Gotta love them Brits! [:I]
Also heard another versoin where he said "fat" instead of "ugly".
George Benard Shaw, the playright, on a visit to New York City was in a resturant and spotted a very attractive women sitting behind him. He leaned back and said to her, " My lady would you sleep with me for a million dollars? She replied "Well yes I would!" George immidiately replied, "Would you sleep with me for $5.00? "She gets up out of her chair and says, "Well, Sir what kind of women do you think I am?" To which George says, "Well lady we have already established that, we are just quibling over the price!"
Gotta love them Brits! [:I]
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Churchill was in the company of a very respectable brittish lady (can't remember her name) and aperantly he offended her. She said " Sir if you were my husband I would feed you poison" at which he replied w/o missing a beat- "Madam if you were my wife I would Drink it!"[:D] 0 -
Wasn't Churchill the one who stated at the New York Customs; "I have nothing to declare but my genious!" 0
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