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30,000 chickens thrown into a wood chipper

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  • bobski
    so how do you kill thousands of spent chickens without hurting their feelings?
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  • hdwrench
    did anybody bother to ask what was the approved humane method to kill 30,000 chickens then ? i need to know ....
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  • savage170
    In this politically correct society no matter what you do it would be wrong
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  • Cubslover
    I would have set up shop with a 22 and gone to town.
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  • Ramtinxxl
    Couldn't they have just piped in recordings of Hillary's and Obama's campaign speeches? It would have been "political" if not correct. And there would have been no blood shed, except for those clever birds who slit their own little chicken wrists rather than endure the slow death of democrats babbling.[V][:p][xx(]
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  • 1911a1-fan
    let them go downtown la, the baggy pants would have thought it was another government giveaway[:D]
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  • FrancF
    This may sound sick, But something tells me this is not the first time this has happened (in some sort of experiment).
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  • allen griggs
    It sounds barbaric, but is it?
    I never have used a wood chipper. How long would it take a chicken to die in a wood chipper?
    If it killed the bird in a second or two, what is the problem?
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  • MVP
    I can see a day when we will no longer be able to go fishing due to the undue pain the fish feels when he is extracted from his natural environment.
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  • buschmaster
    quote:Originally posted by FrancF
    This may sound sick, But something tells me this is not the first time this has happened (in some sort of experiment).
    scientist 1: We need to do some more experiments with chickens.
    scientist 2: more experiments? (cackles with glee)
    scientist 1: 30,000 chickens.
    scientist 2: and a wood chipper!
    scientist 1: mwuahahahaha!!!
    scientist 2: ...but where do we get the funding?
    scientist 1: ask the government, you ninny! no problem.
    scientists 1&2: mwuahahahaha!!!!!!
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  • FrancF
    quote:Originally posted by allen griggs
    It sounds barbaric, but is it?


    Bet the end result is faster than a jet engine[:D]
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  • reloader44mag
    Probably got the idea from the movie FARGO.......I wonder if they feed them into the chipper feet first[;)]
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  • Civil Rights
    my guess is a wood chipper kills a chicken in a split second. i see nothing barbaric about it.
    i heard a report from somewhere in california where a landscaper acidentaly got sucked into a wood chipper and he was killed instantly and chopped to pieces. those things can decimate 100lb solid pieces of hard wood, they can surely kill chickens in the blink of an eye.
    the humane society didnt say what is an appropriate or "compassionate" way to kill a chicken. were the farmers supposed to anastetize 30,000 chickens and then give them secondary shots to kill them ?
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  • chollagardens
    bobski said "so how do you kill thousands of spent chickens without hurting their feelings?"

    [:D][:D][:D]Overdose their water with downers and play Peter Paul and Mary music as they fall into eternal sleep[:D][:D][:D]
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  • Laredo Lefty
    quote:Originally posted by Civil Rights
    my guess is a wood chipper kills a chicken in a split second. i see nothing barbaric about it.
    i heard a report from somewhere in california where a landscaper acidentaly got sucked into a wood chipper and he was killed instantly and chopped to pieces.

    Yeh, A worker fell into a chipper here in So Cal a few weeks ago. It ground him up and spit him out just like that.

    The 30,000 chickens could be adapted to fit in a trap machine. They would make great targets.
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  • fishkiller41
    quote:Originally posted by hdwrench
    did anybody bother to ask what was the approved humane method to kill 30,000 chickens then ? i need to know ....


    Lethal injection, at $4.50 per bird=$135,000 [:0]
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  • cahas
    Damn!We use a huge diesel powered chipper at work,we,ve lost gloves and helmets through it,anyone use these be careful!!
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  • cahas
    Think about it,after the first few dozen birds blood would start oozing out of the cowling,after hundreds their would be blood dripping from every seam.Yeah a quick kill but sumthin jest aint right about it.Maybe because Saddams sons used chippers to kill human beings,feet first for ones they hated, head first for ones they just did,nt like.
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  • ripley16
    Clean up, Aisle four!
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  • buschmaster
    do feather pillows use duck feathers? they could have made a bunch of chicken feather pillows. but instead they got a big, gooey, nasty mess didn't they!
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  • Captplaid
    quote:Originally posted by buschmaster
    quote:Originally posted by FrancF
    This may sound sick, But something tells me this is not the first time this has happened (in some sort of experiment).
    scientist 1: We need to do some more experiments with chickens.
    scientist 2: more experiments? (cackles with glee)
    scientist 1: 30,000 chickens.
    scientist 2: and a wood chipper!
    scientist 1: mwuahahahaha!!!
    scientist 2: ...but where do we get the funding?
    scientist 1: ask the government, you ninny! no problem.
    scientists 1&2: mwuahahahaha!!!!!!


    What we really need is a nuclear bomb to go with 30,000 chickens. SOmething big. Maybe a 10 megaton bomb.


    Wait a minute. What do people think happens at the chicken packing plant. They hang the chickens upside down on a conveyor. At a precise moment a jolt of electricity passes through the chicken and the next is stretched in pain. At the next precise moment the neck meets the circular saw. Should the chicken survive the saw blade, there is a Mexican in a yellow rain suit waiting with a knife.

    What is the difference with this human system and say...a wood chipper?
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  • 320090T
    Probably ran a large water supply to the chipper too for clean out.
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  • Johnnylikesguns
    I have operated the large whole tree chippers.

    I can't think of a faster way of killing chickens or anything else that running them through the chipper.

    Guys picked up a road kill deer just to see what would happen when I run it through the chipper. Didn't take more than 2 seconds Gone!
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  • moose56
    Can you say chicken soup?

    Moose
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  • kimberkid
    quote:Originally posted by moose56
    Can you say chicken soup?
    Moose


    quote:Originally posted by buschmaster
    The farmers needed to destroy the chickens because they were "spent" -- or no longer able to produce eggs -- and could not make chicken soup out of them because the farms were under quarantine for the poultry virus Exotic Newcastle Disease, District Attorney's spokeswoman Gayle Stewart said.
    I'm thinking I wouldnt want to eat their eggs if they were under quarantine for the poultry virus either [xx(]
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  • grdad45
    I can see the headlines now-- "The Great Kalifornia Chicken Chop!!"
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