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  • Mr. Gunz
    Somebody from California apparently wrote the top part, but somebody from Pennsylvania came back and put them on their asses at the bottom. just read all of it! lol

    CALIFORNIA:

    - I can wear sandals all year long

    - I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore"

    -Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang.

    - I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often

    - I know what real cheese & avocados taste like (DAMN YOU FAKE CHEESE and AVOCADO COMPANY!!!!!!!!!!! WHY MUST YOU DECEIVE THE OTHER 49!!!!!!!!!

    -Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal

    -We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down.

    -I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's! ( I watched the mexicans that live next door to you get shot with "less lethal" weapons when they were holding a peaceful demonstration in the park, waving american flags until the riot police showed up. Women and children? bleen it!!!!!! Shoot'em all, DUDE!!!)

    - I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear

    - I know 65 mph really means 100( and I've seen people killed in 100 mph car accidents.....they're the coolest all dead and awesome and stuff)

    - When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont bleen around on the road

    - The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border)

    - My governor can kick your governors ass (when he should be worried about the availability of energy in the state. What do you get when a few million retards vote in an election? The Terminator becomes a public official

    - I can go out at midnight ( the wonders of california, freedom 24 hours a day. Why didn't we think of that..............oh yeah we did.........Continental Congress in Philly son)

    -You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code ( you're a bleening retard)

    - I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD (If you're a greek god, go to Mt. Olympus and get ravaged by the flames)

    - We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "california roll"
    No cop no stop baby!

    - I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day

    - All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here ( and 99% of them are unoriginal and bleening blow)

    - We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State.....GOLDEN!!!

    - We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them)

    - I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more than yours, which means I'm better than you [geez.... hahaha]

    - The best athletes come from here

    *******IF YOU'RE FROM CALIFORNIA, REPOST THIS*************IF YOU'RE NOT, GO SIT IN A CORNER AND CRY******

    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++


    Pennsylvania:

    Ahem... So.. Um.. yeah... I read this, and thought I would reply...


    Hey... California listen up... Pennsylvania is where its at!

    - I too can wear sandals all year long... plus I can put on boots to stomp your feet and I won't even stick out.

    - You may be able to go to the "beach" instead of the "shore"... but can you go to the drive thru "Beer Barn?" What now surfer boy?

    - You're chicks aren't way hotter than ours... they are almost equal... and thats only due to silicone, saline, botox, lasers and hair dye... We have the real ones and they can beat yours up.

    - We're taught to say "Yes Sir" and "Yes Ma'am" and respect our elders because of it. We also say "Howdy" and "fixin" and "Yinz" are pretty much recognized right away anywhere in the world :) We're famous

    - You may know what real cheese and avocados taste like... but I know what 100% Grade A Angus Beef tastes like. Who wants avocados and cheese when you can have steak and potatoes?

    - Haha... who do you think grows the weed and sells it to you?

    - Why roll 40 deep when something goes down, if 5 corn fed country boys can get the job done...

    - I live next door to Americans, but we call them Mexicans, Italians, Greeks, Irish, etc. Ethnicity and heritage are very important here. we are proud of who we are! All of US!

    - Why would you brag about not getting snow days off?

    - - When someone cuts me off, they get run over by my big ass truck, then I give them the finger and tell them to go back to California.

    - The drinking age is 21, but if you aren't chasin the beer by 1 yr old... you're behind. And can you say... PARTY in the corn fields in McDermott's Back Pasture, BYOB! ... Everyone find an adult to buy the beer! ...? Didn't think so!

    - You can go out at midnight? Thats nice, I haven't even come home by then.

    - Ok... you said,"You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code" and as hard as I try I have no idea what you're talking about... I think you're watching too much tv. In Hollyweird, You know... where shows are MADE? Maybe that's why you have no idea what it is like HERE for real!

    - Yeah, you'll definitely get looked at funny when you come to visit but we have another name for you pretty boys, and its not Greek, its French.

    - Of course you don't stop at stop signs... none of you can drive.

    - You can pick up Real Mexican food 24 hours a day huh... But can you still go to a Mom and Pop grocery and get fresh homemade baked goods made by the owner every morning?

    - Football is a religion, not a sport (Not true for everyone)

    - In Pennsylvania, football means football, not soccer. (OK, this is only true for the UNeducated!)

    - Pennsylvania is the best! Hey, we gave the US Tom Ridge, that's right, our former governor was the FIRST Head of Homeland Security. Kiss my buttocks, he was brave enough to do it! (The terror alert is "Teal"........should I be scared?)

    - In Pennsylvania, 65 MPH means 65 MPH, because here, the police actually give a poop, and have time to catch speeders because they aren't all out looking for Lindsay Lohan to hit a tree or busting gang bangers for drugs every 5 seconds!


    "90% of teenagers say "holy poop" before they get in a car accident. The other 10% are from pennsylvania and they say "hold my beer and check this out


    Come on Pennsylvania Show Your Colors! Repost!


    IF YOUR FROM Pennsylvania -N- PROUD RE POST as " Bitch i'm from Pennsylvania"!!!!
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  • Mr. Gunz
    Long, but good read.

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    Happiness is a warm gun.
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  • Mr. Gunz
    Will we still be the Country of choice and still be America if we continue
    to make the changes forced on us by the people from other countries
    that came to live in America because it is the Country of Choice??????
    Think about it. .

    All I have to say is, when will they do something about
    MY RIGHTS? I celebrate Christmas, but because it isn't
    celebrated by everyone, we can no longer say Merry
    Christmas. Now it has to be Season's Greetings. It's not Christmas vacation, it's Winter Break. Isn't it amazing
    how this winter break ALWAYS occurs over the Christmas holiday? We've gone so far the other way, bent over
    backwards to not offend anyone, that I am now being
    offended. But, it seems that no one has a problem with that.

    This says it all!


    This is an editorial written by an
    American citizen, published in a
    Tampa newspaper He did quite a job; didn't he? Read on, please!

    IMMIGRANTS,
    NOT AMERICANS,
    MUST ADAPT.


    I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we
    are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Sept. 11,
    we have experienced a surge
    in patriotism by the majority
    of Americans. However, the dust from the attacks had
    barely settled when the "politically correct" crowd began complaining about
    the possibility that our patriotism was offending others.

    I am not against immigration, nor do I hold a grudge against anyone who is seeking a better life by coming to America. Our population is almost entirely made up of descendants of immigrants. However, there are a few things that those
    who have recently come to
    our country, and apparently some born here, needs to understand. This idea of America being a
    multicultural community
    has served only to dilute our sovereignty and our national identity. As Americans, we
    have our own culture, our
    own society, our own language and our own lifestyle. This culture has been developed over centuries of struggles, trials, and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom.


    We speak ENGLISH, not Spanish, Portuguese, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or any other language.
    Therefore, if you wish to become part
    of our society, learn the language!

    "In God We Trust" is our national motto. This is not some Christian, right wing, political slogan... We adopted this motto because Christian men and women,
    on Christian principles, founded this nation, and this is clearly documented.
    It is certainly appropriate to display it
    on the walls of our schools. If God
    offends you, then I suggest you
    consider another part of the world as
    your new home, because God is part
    of our culture.

    If Stars and Stripes offend you, or
    you don't like Uncle Sam, then you
    should seriously consider a move
    to another part of this planet. We
    are happy with our culture and have
    no desire to change, and we really
    don't care how you did things where
    you came from. This is
    OUR COUNTRY,
    our land and our lifestyle. Our First Amendment gives every citizen the
    right to express his opinion and we
    will allow you every opportunity to do
    so. But once you are done complaining, whining, and griping about our flag,
    our pledge, our national motto, or our
    way of life, I highly encourage you
    take advantage of one other great American freedom,
    THE RIGHT TO LEAVE.

    If you agree -- pass this along;
    if you don't agree -- delete it!

    AMEN

    I figure if we all keep passing this to our friends
    (and enemies) it will also, sooner or later
    get back to the complainers, lets all try,
    please





    Larry
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  • oldemagics
    Something to help you understand, Forget Rednecks ...... Read what funny observations comedian, Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Pennsylvanians.

    If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may live in Pennsylvania.

    If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Pennsylvania.

    If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Pennsylvania.

    If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Pennsylvania.

    If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Philadelphia for the weekend, you may live in Pennsylvania.

    If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Pennsylvania.

    If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Penn sylvania.

    If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, you may live in Pennsylvania.

    If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Pennsylvania.

    If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Pennsylvania.

    If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Pennsylvania.

    If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Pennsylvania.

    If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Pennsylvania.

    (If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Pennsylvania.

    I f you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you may live in Pennsylvania.

    If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Pennsylvania.

    If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Pennsylvania.

    If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your Pennsylvania friends others, you definitely live in Pennsylvania.
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