Hillary & the Texan
Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton, on an airliner bound for Texas,
finds herself seated next to an older, weathered man in a western snap
shirt, faded jeans, and a cowboy hat. Thinking herself above the old
cowboy, she decides to make sport of him.
'You know,' she says, 'I've heard these flights go much more
quickly if you strike up a conversation with a fellow passenger. So, let's
talk.'
The cowboy looks at her wryly and says, 'Well I s'pose that'd be
all right, m'am. What'd ya like to discuss?'
'Oh, I don't know,' says Hillary with a slight hint of sarcasm.
'How about Iraq?'
'Hmm,' says the cowboy, sensing an attempt to perhaps belittle him,
'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question
first: Horses, cows, and deer all eat the same stuff--grass. Yet a deer
passes little pellets, a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse makes
muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?'
Dumbfounded, Senator Clinton replies, 'I haven't the slightest
idea.'
'So tell me, then,' says the cowboy with a smile. 'How is it that
you feel qualified to discuss Iraq when you don't know bababooey?'
finds herself seated next to an older, weathered man in a western snap
shirt, faded jeans, and a cowboy hat. Thinking herself above the old
cowboy, she decides to make sport of him.
'You know,' she says, 'I've heard these flights go much more
quickly if you strike up a conversation with a fellow passenger. So, let's
talk.'
The cowboy looks at her wryly and says, 'Well I s'pose that'd be
all right, m'am. What'd ya like to discuss?'
'Oh, I don't know,' says Hillary with a slight hint of sarcasm.
'How about Iraq?'
'Hmm,' says the cowboy, sensing an attempt to perhaps belittle him,
'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question
first: Horses, cows, and deer all eat the same stuff--grass. Yet a deer
passes little pellets, a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse makes
muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?'
Dumbfounded, Senator Clinton replies, 'I haven't the slightest
idea.'
'So tell me, then,' says the cowboy with a smile. 'How is it that
you feel qualified to discuss Iraq when you don't know bababooey?'
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[:D][:D]...she should be familiar with bull poop, she's married to a bull poopter...[^] 
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