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Another viagra joke

neacpa
When she left work, a woman told her husband, "Be ready, because I'm going to be in the mood tonight!!" The husband called his doctor and asked about viagra. The doctor told him about the actions of viagra and also the cost. "Wow,", the husband said, "I didn't realize it was that expensive." The doctor said, "Well, take the prescription and if you want to have it filled, just take one about 30 minutes before you are ready." So, he went ahead and had the prescription filled.

About 30 minutes before he expected his wife to arrive home from work, she called him and informed him that she had to work over about four hours. The man was upset that he was going to have a problem for a while and had also wasted the cost of a pill for nothing. He called the doctor, explained the situation and asked him for any advice. The doctor said, "Well.....you do have a maid, don't you???" The man replied, "Well, yes.......but I don't have to have viagra when I'm with her."
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  • kristov
    "Be ready, because I'm going to be in the mood tonight!!"

    I got a call like that once from Mrs K and I had to break the bad news to her that she'd dailed my phone number by mistake, instead of her boyfriend's [}:)]!
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  • 11BravoCrunchie
    Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
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  • oldemagics
    or the ONE night my wife actually drank at a party...
    1 removed her bra in the car then waved it at a passing...state cop!?[:0]
    2 complained the rest of the way home that her beer must have a hole in the bottle cause it was leaking on her.[:)]
    3 fell out of the car into the driveway and left me to collect:
    bra on car seat[:)], shoes on the porch, jeans inside the door[;)], shirt on the steps and panties at b.r. door[:p] and find her....totally passed out[:(]!!! wouldnt wake for anything![:(!] should have taken advantage[}:)] but just tucked her in...sometimes im too damned nice for my own good!
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