You need to pay attention!
Always Pay Attention
First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet School were receiving their
first anatomy class, with a real dead cow.
They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In vet medicine it is
necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is That
you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body."
For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the
butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead
and do the same thing," he told his students .
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns sticking a
finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them
"The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle
finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."
First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet School were receiving their
first anatomy class, with a real dead cow.
They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In vet medicine it is
necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is That
you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body."
For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the
butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead
and do the same thing," he told his students .
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns sticking a
finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them
"The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle
finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."
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Why did you have coffee in your nose? Weren't paying attention at the coffee drinking lesson right? 0 -
You know, that's not too different from what my eight grade science teacher taught us.
He stressed all year long that scientist have to be observant, and that we should always pay attention.
The Final Exam said, "Please read these directions carefully before proceeding. The following questions are all true or all false. Please fill in the appropriate answer following each question."
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quote:Originally posted by spanielsells
You know, that's not too different from what my eight grade science teacher taught us.
He stressed all year long that scientist have to be observant, and that we should always pay attention.
The Final Exam said, "Please read these directions carefully before proceeding. The following questions are all true or all false. Please fill in the appropriate answer following each question."
Very few people got a 100.
I had to read that 2 times0 -
...Ha ha, that reminds me of my 8th grade science teacher giving us a safety lesson while using a vaccum pump, electric, belt, pulley type.
Had JUST told us to pay attention so as not to have an accident w/the vac pump; when he leaned over the moving pump to reach for something...his tie got caught and wrapped around the pulley[:D][:D][:D][:D] jerking his head down and was choking him to the point he could just gurgle, and make EEEEE! noises[:D][^][:D] couldn't get a word out!
Since we were really not paying too much attention, he almost choked to death before someone realized he was in real trouble, unplugged the pump [:0][:D][V]
...Ambulance came and carried his dumb azz off, he was back in two days, only bruised "things" in his neck/throat,talked strange for a week[:D]...he never gave us another safety lesson though...[^]
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I'm too broke to pay attention.[:(] 0 -
I had a boss, when I was hog farming, who thought I was too stupid to do anything until after he showed me how to do it. One day he brought home a honey wagon so we could pump the lagoon pits out of the farrowing and nursey houses. He proceeded to show me how to fill the tank and when he went to remove the hose to put on the sprayer attachment he forgot to close the gate valve. I noticed this and immediately started backing up, and woosh, he was covered from head to toe in hog waste. It was funny as hell. He got what deserved.[:D] 0 -
I've seen a test of maybe 25 questions to answer or some task to do. The instructions said to read all questions/tasks before answering any of them. Some of the questions instructed the student to stand up and say "I'm good at following instructions." Another was to go up to the blackboard and write their name---you know, silly stuff like that.
Then you get to the final question that read "Place your name in the upper-left side and sit quietly until the test is over."0
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