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badwrench
I was changing a tire today on a trailer and was rolling the old one back to the "recap" pile. Muttering to myself, I said "another baldie, just like me. Too bad I can't recap my dome," and I had a flash of absolute idiocy:

The full-scalp transplant.

That's why I'm not a doctor, although I write like one.

For now, I just do the Bruce Willis technique, the thinner it gets, the shorter I cut it.
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  • jabronij3
    you change tires on BIG trucks and trailers?
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  • bobski
    rule of thumb, when you turn 18, you get shaved in bootcamp and it should stay that way for the rest of your life. afterall, its suppose to mould you for life, right?[:D]
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  • Locust Fork
    Our credit card machine guy has taken the "fake hair" route. Its rediculous looking and a big joke for everyone who sees him. I'm glad to hear you aren't doing that....not that you are ANYWHERE near that...but if you ever even think about it....DON'T!!!!!

    HAIR....

    Just because its gone....doesn't mean there is ANYTHING at all wrong. I ran into him at a gas station and he had a rag tied around his head.....he looked GREAT!!!! The fake hair actually has a name. Nobody tells him this. We don't want to hurt his feelings.

    I think it says something about a guy who isn't masculine enough to get past the idea of not having a head full of hair. I just think its a LOT more attractive to be "I don't give a crap what you think" than to picture someone trying to get the wig on right each day.
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  • gbeggrow
    Look on the bright side boss...think of the money you save on shampoo and also the time you save having to make it look nice![;)][^][:D]

    quote:Originally posted by badwrench
    I was changing a tire today on a trailer and was rolling the old one back to the "recap" pile. Muttering to myself, I said "another baldie, just like me. Too bad I can't recap my dome," and I had a flash of absolute idiocy:

    The full-scalp transplant.

    That's why I'm not a doctor, although I write like one.

    For now, I just do the Bruce Willis technique, the thinner it gets, the shorter I cut it.
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  • Jacob2008
    CH CH CH CHIA![:D]

    easy way to get tire on a wheel you ask?

    put tire around rim and bonk it down over

    spray ether or something flammable into tire

    throw a flaming paper towel down on it

    TAHDAH
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  • 1911a1-fan
    just shave it, never let them know it's going
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  • Colt Super
    Shaved my head a few years ago, then got my pic for my CHL. It is strange how differently one is treated with a clean head.

    I liked it, but kept cutting it with the razor trying to keep it looking good.

    Sorry the pic is so small, and upside down, but I couldn't figure out how to edit it in photobucket.

    Anyone tell me how to rotate and expand in photobucket ??

    Doug

    scan0001.jpg
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  • matwor
    Heres ya a coupla options should you decide to do something about your chrome-dome.

    badhairday.jpg

    badhairday1.jpg

    badhairday2.jpg
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  • Jacob2008
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  • matwor
    WTG Jake, I'm sure Doug just loves it that you blew it up biggern' Dallas!![;)][:D]
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  • Colt Super
    I have no problem with that, us. I don't worry about stuff that is beyond my control.

    Jake - Thank you.

    How did you do it ??

    Like: "step one, step two..."

    I am not too bright.

    Doug
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  • Queen of Swords
    Could just wear a ballcap, like Mike.
    He's getting his head shaved at the end of the racing season. Deal is, if the track can raise $3000 for St. Jude's, Mike, his boss, and a couple other guys are going chrome.
    I'm kind of looking forward to it. Always did have a thing for the Mr. Clean guy.....[:D]
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