Ebonic word for the day
OMELETTE
Let's use it in a sentence:
'I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did,
but omelette dis one slide.'
Let's use it in a sentence:
'I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did,
but omelette dis one slide.'
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quote:Originally posted by 1911a1fan
OMELETTE
Let's use it in a sentence:
'I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did,
but omelette dis one slide.'
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I thought that was the redneck word of the day. 0 -
The redneck dictionary is basically ebonics lite. 0 -
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HARASSMENT
Let's use it in a sentence.
"Yo, that hoe be charging my azz with harassment...
"all eye noes is harassment a lot to me".0 -
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quote:Originally posted by dolfan
HARASSMENT
Let's use it in a sentence.
"Yo, that hoe be charging my azz with harassment...
"all eye noes is harassment a lot to me".
Almost 50 years old and I just realized "HARASS" could be used as one word or two ...
... guess I'm not the brightest light bulb in the refrigerator.0 -
Friend of mine sold cars at a Dodge dealer back in the 80's and had a guy come in one day and asked to see a Dodge Omlette. 0 -
Pedro "Hey Juan deed you know they aint building no more feence at de border?"
Juan " Si Pedro dats why omelette my whole family know where to cross."0 -
A wise man once said, "If you want to make an omelette, you've got to break some eggs!"
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You can call it racism or whatever you want, but in a lot of places if you don't understand this "language" you can't communicate.[V] 0 -
"OMELETTE them mods be the judge of this one"...[:o)][}:)]..Loko 0 -
I thought an omlette was a small ahmish child. 0 -
lol, i got that email too! [:D] 0 -
when your elbow grows, your negroes too! 0 -
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its a silly joke... ur knees grow too. get it?! [;)] 0 -
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quote:Originally posted by eboydell
Well, thank God there are other guys here with a sense of humor! Everytime I say anything about Negroes, the Gang goes crazy![;)]
It isn't that you say things about blacks, it is that you call them negroes and coloreds.
Here's a clue for you. Go find the first black person you can, all them a negro, and see how much you're hoping your medical insurance is paid up. You won't have time to draw your gun.0 -
quote:Originally posted by spanielsells
quote:Originally posted by eboydell
Well, thank God there are other guys here with a sense of humor! Everytime I say anything about Negroes, the Gang goes crazy![;)]
It isn't that you say things about blacks, it is that you call them negroes and coloreds.
Here's a clue for you. Go find the first black person you can, all them a negro, and see how much you're hoping your medical insurance is paid up. You won't have time to draw your gun.
sorry i have to dis agree, just like us some have different opinions of what they like or dislike, some do not mind being referred to as black, negro or colored, i have met some that do not like being called african American, but want to be referred to as "africans in america", so as long as it is not the dreaded N word what a person uses to describe them should be sociably acceptable {among most white folk anyway[:D]}0 -
Not to highjack your thread 1911 (but I'm gonna anyway![}:)][:D]) but here's another good Ebonics joke.
So why does the Miss Ebonics USA Pageant only have 49 contestants instead of 50?????
Because no one wants to me Miss I-da-ho! [}:)][:0][:D]
quote:Originally posted by 1911a1fan
OMELETTE
Let's use it in a sentence:
'I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did,
but omelette dis one slide.'0 -
1911 did not say anything about Negros....the joke only made reference to "Ebonics".
quote:Originally posted by eboydell
Well, thank God there are other guys here with a sense of humor! Everytime I say anything about Negroes, the Gang goes crazy![;)]0 -
EBONICS:
An effort to create a "new" language based off of the English language. Many changes have been made so that it can be different. Words that end in "oor" change to "oh". Words with "ing" change to "in'". Words that are next to each other in the sentence are sometimes combined. Also known as "ghetto" talk.
Ebonics: "Man foo, i think dis busta needs to get his caps out dis club 'afore i drop em in the street."
English: "I think that this man should evacuate his friends from this drinking establishment before I murder him and lay his dead corpse in a public driving location."
Ebonics: "Yo son, you best not talk to me like dat dog, im liable to be splittin some wigs up in dis mug if you keep disrespectin like that...so ignant.."
English: "Hello acquaintance. I would appreciate it if you didn't speak to me in that way. If you continue, I might start firing fast moving projectiles into people's skulls in this general vicinity. You are very ignorant."
Ebonics: "Man, he dropped a dime on dat whip. i thinks he gots that on tha corna lot of big g's auto. i gots to pimp that chrome."
English: "That fellow spent a lot of cash on his automobile. I believe that he processed the transaction in the main gangsters automobile store. I sure would love to drive that fine automobile."
Ebonics: "dem ho's keep tryin to buck my rides but they kno that i ain't givin em they nickels if they still kick it off the heezy and bounce. for real tho."
English: "My female prostitutes continue to hijack my cars, but they know that if they keep doing this, they will not receive their 1/25 gram of cocaine if they keep leaving their houses. This is true."0
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