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ATTN GB Ladies

dpmule
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other
than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So next
Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern Time all American women are asked to walk out of their
house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to
prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think it's okay to see nude
women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is
further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and
applauds your participation in this a nti-terrorist activity.

God bless America
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  • sarge_3ad
    Great Idea! I'll pass this on to my wife.
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  • 11BravoCrunchie
    What shall we do to weed out the mexicans?
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  • Locust Fork
    [;)]
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  • Jacob2008
    quote:Originally posted by Locust Fork
    [;)]


    Youve got to be kidding me.
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  • sig232
    [8D][8D][8D][8D]I got my sun glasses on, I'm ready![;)]
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  • spanielsells
    Showed this to the wife. She put the lawn chair out for me and told me to wait.

    It got cold and it rained. But, she won't let me back in.
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  • hisbigbootygirl
    funny!
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  • zipperzap
    We've already done this ... doesn't work ... all it did was just
    drove them to drinking.
    [:o)]
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  • jimdeere
    If my ex-mother-in-law were to do what you ask, it would turn all men into muslim terrorists.
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  • Queen of Swords
    I'm not sure how I should take this post....[:(!]
    Send them running.....maybe....

    [;)]
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