Thanks from the immigrants
A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United
States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street
and says..."Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this COUNTRY,
giving me housing, food stamps FREE medical care and free
education!"
The passerby says...."You are mistaken; I am Mexican."
The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for
having such a beautiful country here in America!"
The person says, "I no American; I am Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he
stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for this wonderful
America!"
That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East, I am
not an American!"
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"
She says, "No, I am from Russia!"
Puzzled he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
The Russian lady checks her watch and says, "Probably at work!"
States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street
and says..."Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this COUNTRY,
giving me housing, food stamps FREE medical care and free
education!"
The passerby says...."You are mistaken; I am Mexican."
The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for
having such a beautiful country here in America!"
The person says, "I no American; I am Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he
stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for this wonderful
America!"
That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East, I am
not an American!"
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"
She says, "No, I am from Russia!"
Puzzled he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
The Russian lady checks her watch and says, "Probably at work!"
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Immigrant trying to get in this country is informed by the ICE agent that if he can use pink, green and yellow in the same sentence, he can come on in.
He thinks for a minuite and then says, the telephone goes green green, I pink it up and say yellow, this is Mujibar.
Mujibar is now the customer service rep for Verizon.
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