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Outrage Generator

mateomasfeo
Have you been offended by the vocabulary of those who dare to formulate perspectives not identical to your own? Do others fail to lavish reverential praise upon the immutable traits of your person?

Then use the amazing Identity Politics Outrage Generator to conjure instant sympathy and media fascination with the emotional minutiae of your heart-wrenching persecution complex!


http://www.i-am-outraged.com/
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  • aka rotten
    I cant argue with that!,Thanks,Paul
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  • GuvamintCheese
    Huh?
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  • Marc1301
    Slow evening Mateo?
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  • spryor
    quote:Originally posted by Marc1301
    Slow evening Mateo?
    Obviously.[;)]
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  • ripley16
    The guy pointing at me in the upper left corner intimidated me [B)] but the girl in the lower left made up for it by flashing me the "you're #1" sign [8D]. Otherwise I'd be offended.[:0]
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  • phillip
    ha[:D][:D][8D]
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  • droptop
    quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo

    Have you been offended by the vocabulary of those who dare to formulate perspectives not identical to your own? Do others fail to lavish reverential praise upon the immutable traits of your person?

    Then use the amazing Identity Politics Outrage Generator to conjure instant sympathy and media fascination with the emotional minutiae of your heart-wrenching persecution complex!


    http://www.i-am-outraged.com/

    I've been too lazy to write this, until now.


    To Whom It May Concern,

    I am writing today to pontificate my utter PISS-IGNORANT FURY over the fact that Guns are US dared to momentarily print the dreaded Q-Word.

    You see, I am inordinately proud of my sexuality - and why shouldn't I be? It took incredible skill and hard work on my part to undergo mitosis - not to mention all the determination it took me to master self awareness. That's why pride in my sexuality constitutes my entire one-dimensional identity - and for that I deserve automatic and constant respect.

    Now, I'm a supporter of free speech and all, but when it isn't gushingly positive about people superficially similar to me, then it's time for mass media crucifixion!

    Furthermore, as a member of the esteemed National Association of the Genitally Homogenous, it is my duty to remind you that only WE are allowed to use the Q-Word - as a proud expression of our hypocrisy.

    You know, growing up gay in my overly tolerant xenophobic backwater, it didn't take long to realize that the problem with today's world is that people who are different from me are too criminally self-absorbed to fixate entirely on MY visceral dislike of them. And that's why when Dr. Who used the Q-Word, I felt I'd been personally drawn & quartered, and as such hereby formally demand their dismissal.

    Yours in Victimized Dread,

    Mariposa

    PS: I won't be surprised if you ignore me. That's just the kind of treatment I'd expect from a typical perverted fudge packer like YOU!
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