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  • soop
    That would probably do it
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  • fastcarsgofast
    I think that would solve most all of the world's problems.
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  • 300Win_Mag
    quote:Originally posted by fastcarsgofast
    I think that would solve most all of the world's problems.


    Or, at least make 1/2 of the Earth pretty quiet for a few million years.
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  • fragments
    >Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American engineer
    >are walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops
    >out of it.
    >"I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total," says the
    >Genie.
    >The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will
    >also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."
    >Pooooof! With a blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever
    >made fertile for farming.
    >Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want an impenetrable wall around
    >Afghanistan, Iraq, Iran, and Syria with all believers of Mohammad inside
    >and all Jews, Americans, and other infidel forever outside our precious
    >state."
    >Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall
    >around those countries.
    >The American engineer asks, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about
    >this wall."
    >The Genie explains, "Well, it's 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and
    >completely surrounds these countries ... it's virtually impenetrable. Now
    >what is your wish?"
    >The American engineer smiles and says, "Fill it with water."
    >Pooooof!>WORLD PEACE!!
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  • sig232
    quote:Originally posted by fragments


    >Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American engineer
    >are walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops
    >out of it.
    >"I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total," says the
    >Genie.
    >The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will
    >also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."
    >Pooooof! With a blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever
    >made fertile for farming.
    >Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want an impenetrable wall around
    >Afghanistan, Iraq, Iran, and Syria with all believers of Mohammad inside
    >and all Jews, Americans, and other infidel forever outside our precious
    >state."
    >Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall
    >around those countries.
    >The American engineer asks, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about
    >this wall."
    >The Genie explains, "Well, it's 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and
    >completely surrounds these countries ... it's virtually impenetrable. Now
    >what is your wish?"
    >The American engineer smiles and says, "Fill it with water."
    >Pooooof!>WORLD PEACE!!



    [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]That would work!
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  • mrseatle
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  • dlrjj
    Would that add to the manmade elements of global warming?[}:)]
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  • bigtire
    Why does it say Sorry? I would not be!
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