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  • jwb267
    I am getting some good Fredericksburg, Texas peaches. I want to make some cobbler. What other ways to you all like to eat your peaches?
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  • jwb267
    I was reading a label on a jar of Doles sliced peaches.Peaches F/ China, packaged in Thialand. I never thought i'd see this here in the U.S.A.
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  • jwb267
    Peaches for sale
    > >>> Texas Rancher was selling his peaches door to
    > door.
    > >>> He knocked on a door
    > >>> and a shapely 40 something lady dressed in a
    > very
    > >>> sheer negligee
    > >>> answered
    > >>> the door.
    > >>> He raised his basket to show her the peaches and
    > >>> asked, "Would you like
    > >>> to
    > >>> buy some peaches?"
    > >>> She pulled the top of the negligee to one side
    > and
    > >>> asked,"Are they as
    > >>> firm
    > >>> as this?"
    > >>> He nodded his head and said, "Yes ma'am," and a
    > >>> little tear ran from his
    > >>> eye
    > >>> Then she pulled the other side of her negligee
    > off
    > >>> asking, "Are they
    > >>> nice and pink like this?"
    > >>> The farmer said, "Yes," and another tear came
    > from
    > >>> the other eye.
    > >>> Then the lady unbuttoned the bottom of her
    > negligee
    > >>> and asked, "Are they
    > >>> as fuzzy as this?"
    > >>> He again said, "Yes," and broke down crying.
    > >>> The lady asked, "Why on earth are you crying?"
    > >>> Drying his eyes he replied, "The drought got my
    > >>> corn, the flood got my
    > >>> soy
    > >>> beans, a tornado leveled my barn and now I'm
    > gonna
    > >>> get screwed out of my
    > >>> peaches."
    >
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  • LOKO383
    we have had......NO RAIN,sadly I say this as my dear wine making country friend says he wont be making any unless he buys some fruit, that goes for raspberries and blackberries too [V] Loko[:(]
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  • jwb267
    i know it is terrible here too. no berries what so ever. the biggest peach was about the size of a tennis ball, apples as well. wouldn't have nothing in the garden if i wasn't able to water
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  • hisbigbootygirl
    global warming! [:p]
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  • jwb267
    yea could very well be
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  • jimdeere
    I usually have tons of wild blackberrys on my place every year. This year, none. I'm told that blackberrys need a good soaking rain right before they bloom.
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  • jwb267
    ever make any blackberry wine?
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  • dipits
    I won't get to make any wine this year due to late freezes and NO rain.
    No blackberrys or grapes & road dept. cleaned out where I usualy get a few elderberrys.
    I guess you will haVE TO SEND ME A BOTTLE OF PEACH.
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