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As usual it is all DWS's fault

bigdaddyjunior
Ran into "O", that's Oprah to her fans, at the juice bar in the fitness club and she told me it was really DWS's idea for me to get a gold and diamond bracelet to try and tone down my extreme machismo. She said he put that little bug in her ear at my last birthday bash between chasing Rob Lowe around the pool and doing shooters from between Jen Anniston's perky breasts. He knew I couldn't say no to "O" especially when she gave me the bracelet. The thing is that this piece is formed around the wrist and once there can not be taken off short of cutting it or the hand off. Problem is that now I have waitresses and bank teller girls following me everywhere I go.
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  • dongizmo
    Kurt,
    Do you know where I live?
    Don
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  • dcon12
    quote:Originally posted by dongizmo
    Kurt,
    Do you know where I live?
    Don


    Lookin fer a date? Don
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  • dongizmo
    quote:Originally posted by dcon12
    quote:Originally posted by dongizmo
    Kurt,
    Do you know where I live?
    Don


    Lookin fer a date? Don

    No,
    I'm makin sure he can't find me after I tell him my opinion about bracelets on a man[}:)][:0][:D]
    Don
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  • dcon12
    quote:Originally posted by dongizmo
    quote:Originally posted by dcon12
    quote:Originally posted by dongizmo
    Kurt,
    Do you know where I live?
    Don


    Lookin fer a date? Don

    No,
    I'm makin sure he can't find me after I tell him my opinion about bracelets on a man[}:)][:0][:D]
    Don


    I told him I thought it was gay, he took it as a compliment. Don
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  • Aspen79se
    That's a pretty effeminate post there BDJ. DWS would be proud. Did you choose white gold, or stick the the traditional yellow?
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  • Permanently deleted user
    You had better take a torch to that thing and get it off there before Matty and DWS see it...they said you were starting to look mighty cute.
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  • mateomasfeo
    I knew when DWS got three of his nipples pierced he would start a trend!

    Bravo BDJ! Bravo indeed!

    Say hi to O next time you two get a spritz, and make my apologies for my faux paux with the afgan.
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  • whiteclouder
    quote:Originally posted by bigdaddyjunior
    Ran into "O", that's Oprah to her fans, at the juice bar in the fitness club and she told me it was really DWS's idea for me to get a gold and diamond bracelet to try and tone down my extreme machismo. She said he put that little bug in her ear at my last birthday bash between chasing Rob Lowe around the pool and doing shooters from between Jen Anniston's perky breasts. He knew I couldn't say no to "O" especially when she gave me the bracelet. The thing is that this piece is formed around the wrist and once there can not be taken off short of cutting it or the hand off. Problem is that now I have waitresses and bank teller girls following me everywhere I go.


    Go in for surgery and you'll be amazed how quick that skinny OR nurse would have that off. BTDT

    Clouder..
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  • dcon12
    quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo
    and make my apologies for my faux paux with the afgan.


    That was not an Afghan, it was a Pakistani. Don
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  • mateomasfeo
    Damn! Right you are!

    All those gents from over there look the same to me...
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