The speech Bush SHOULD give:
GOT THIS IN AN EMAIL. HAD TO POST IT. THIS WILL DRAW THE HATERS OUT OF THE CLOSET![}:)]
The speech George W. Bush SHOULD give:
Normally, I start these things out by saying "My Fellow Americans." Not
doing it this time. If the polls are any indication, I don't know who more
than half of you are anymore. I do know something terrible has happened,
and that you're really not fellow Americans any longer.
I'll cut right to the chase here: I quit. Now before anyone gets all in a
lather about me quitting to avoid impeachment, or to avoid prosecution or
something, let me assure you: there's been no breaking of laws or
impeachable offenses in this office.
The reason I'm quitting is simple. I'm fed up with you people.
I'm fed up because you have no understanding of what's really going on in
the world. Or of what's going on in this once-great nation of ours. And
the majority of you are too damned lazy to do your homework and figure it
out.
Let's start local. You've been sold a bill of goods by politicians and the
news media. Polls show that the majority of you think the economy is in
the tank. And that's despite record numbers of homeowners including record
numbers of MINORITY homeowners. And while we're mentioning minorities,
I'll point out that minority business ownership is at an all-time high.
Our unemployment rate is as low as it ever was during the
Clinton Administration. I've mentioned all those things before, but it
doesn't seem to have sunk in.
Despite the shock to our economy of 9/11, the stock market has rebounded
to record levels and more Americans than ever are participating in these
markets. Meanwhile, all you can do is whine about gas prices, and most of
you are too damn stupid to realize that gas prices are high because
there's increased demand in other parts of the world, and because a small
handful of noisy idiots are more worried about polar bears and beach front
property than your economic security.
We face real threats in the world. Don't give me this "blood for oil"
thing. If I was trading blood for oil I would've already seized Iraq 's oil
fields and let the rest of the country go to hell. And don't give me this
'Bush Lied People Died' crap either. If I was the liar you morons take me
for, I could've easily had chemical weapons planted in Iraq so they could
be 'discovered.' Instead, I owned up to the fact that the intelligence was
faulty. Let me remind you that the rest of the world thought Saddam had
the goods, same as me. Let me also remind you that regime change in Iraq
was official US policy before I came into office. Some guy named ' Clinton '
established that policy. Bet you didn't know that, did you?
You idiots need to understand that we face a unique enemy. Back during the
cold war, there were two major competing political and economic models
squaring off. We won that war, but we did so because fundamentally, the
Communists wanted to survive, just as we do. We were simply able to
outspend and out-tech them.
That's not the case this time. The soldiers of our new enemy don't care if
they survive. In fact, they want to die. That'd be fine, as long as they
weren't also committed to taking as many of you with them as they can. But
they are. They want to kill you. And the meanies are all over the globe.
You should be grateful that they haven't gotten any more of us here in the
United States since September 11. But you're not. That's because you've
got no idea how hard a small number of intelligence, military, law
enforcement and homeland security people have worked to make sure of
that. When this whole mess started, I warned you that this would be a long
and difficult fight. I'm disappointed how many of you people think a long
and difficult fight amounts to a single season of 'Survivor.'
Instead, you've grown impatient. You're incapable of seeing things through
the long lens of history, the way our enemies do. You think that wars
should last a few months, a few years, tops.
Making matters worse, you actively support those who help the enemy.
Every time you buy the New York Times, every time you send a donation to a
cut-and-run Democrat's political campaign, well, dammit, you might just as
well Fedex a grenade launcher to a Jihadist. It amounts to the same thing.
In this day and age, it's easy enough to find the truth. It's all over
the Internet. It just isn't on the pages of the New York Times or on NBC
News. But even if it were, I doubt you'd be any smarter. Most of you would
rather watch American Idol.
I could say more about your expectations that the government will always
be there to bail you out, even if you're too stupid to leave a city that's
below sea level and has a hurricane approaching. I could say more about
your insane belief that government, not your own wallet, is where the
money comes from. But I've come to the conclusion that were I to do so, it
would sail right over your heads.
So I quit. I'm going back to Crawford. I've got an energy-efficient house
down there (Al Gore could only dream) and the capability to be fully
self-sufficient. No one ever heard of Crawford before I got elected, and
as soon as I'm done here pretty much no one will ever hear of it again.
Maybe I'll be lucky enough to die of old age before the last pillars of
America fall.
Oh, and by the way, Cheney's quitting too. That means Pelosi is your new
President. You asked for it. Watch what she does carefully, because I
still have a glimmer of hope that there're just enough of you remaining
who are smart enough to turn this thing around in 2008.
So that's it. God bless what's left of America . Some of you know what I
mean
The speech George W. Bush SHOULD give:
Normally, I start these things out by saying "My Fellow Americans." Not
doing it this time. If the polls are any indication, I don't know who more
than half of you are anymore. I do know something terrible has happened,
and that you're really not fellow Americans any longer.
I'll cut right to the chase here: I quit. Now before anyone gets all in a
lather about me quitting to avoid impeachment, or to avoid prosecution or
something, let me assure you: there's been no breaking of laws or
impeachable offenses in this office.
The reason I'm quitting is simple. I'm fed up with you people.
I'm fed up because you have no understanding of what's really going on in
the world. Or of what's going on in this once-great nation of ours. And
the majority of you are too damned lazy to do your homework and figure it
out.
Let's start local. You've been sold a bill of goods by politicians and the
news media. Polls show that the majority of you think the economy is in
the tank. And that's despite record numbers of homeowners including record
numbers of MINORITY homeowners. And while we're mentioning minorities,
I'll point out that minority business ownership is at an all-time high.
Our unemployment rate is as low as it ever was during the
Clinton Administration. I've mentioned all those things before, but it
doesn't seem to have sunk in.
Despite the shock to our economy of 9/11, the stock market has rebounded
to record levels and more Americans than ever are participating in these
markets. Meanwhile, all you can do is whine about gas prices, and most of
you are too damn stupid to realize that gas prices are high because
there's increased demand in other parts of the world, and because a small
handful of noisy idiots are more worried about polar bears and beach front
property than your economic security.
We face real threats in the world. Don't give me this "blood for oil"
thing. If I was trading blood for oil I would've already seized Iraq 's oil
fields and let the rest of the country go to hell. And don't give me this
'Bush Lied People Died' crap either. If I was the liar you morons take me
for, I could've easily had chemical weapons planted in Iraq so they could
be 'discovered.' Instead, I owned up to the fact that the intelligence was
faulty. Let me remind you that the rest of the world thought Saddam had
the goods, same as me. Let me also remind you that regime change in Iraq
was official US policy before I came into office. Some guy named ' Clinton '
established that policy. Bet you didn't know that, did you?
You idiots need to understand that we face a unique enemy. Back during the
cold war, there were two major competing political and economic models
squaring off. We won that war, but we did so because fundamentally, the
Communists wanted to survive, just as we do. We were simply able to
outspend and out-tech them.
That's not the case this time. The soldiers of our new enemy don't care if
they survive. In fact, they want to die. That'd be fine, as long as they
weren't also committed to taking as many of you with them as they can. But
they are. They want to kill you. And the meanies are all over the globe.
You should be grateful that they haven't gotten any more of us here in the
United States since September 11. But you're not. That's because you've
got no idea how hard a small number of intelligence, military, law
enforcement and homeland security people have worked to make sure of
that. When this whole mess started, I warned you that this would be a long
and difficult fight. I'm disappointed how many of you people think a long
and difficult fight amounts to a single season of 'Survivor.'
Instead, you've grown impatient. You're incapable of seeing things through
the long lens of history, the way our enemies do. You think that wars
should last a few months, a few years, tops.
Making matters worse, you actively support those who help the enemy.
Every time you buy the New York Times, every time you send a donation to a
cut-and-run Democrat's political campaign, well, dammit, you might just as
well Fedex a grenade launcher to a Jihadist. It amounts to the same thing.
In this day and age, it's easy enough to find the truth. It's all over
the Internet. It just isn't on the pages of the New York Times or on NBC
News. But even if it were, I doubt you'd be any smarter. Most of you would
rather watch American Idol.
I could say more about your expectations that the government will always
be there to bail you out, even if you're too stupid to leave a city that's
below sea level and has a hurricane approaching. I could say more about
your insane belief that government, not your own wallet, is where the
money comes from. But I've come to the conclusion that were I to do so, it
would sail right over your heads.
So I quit. I'm going back to Crawford. I've got an energy-efficient house
down there (Al Gore could only dream) and the capability to be fully
self-sufficient. No one ever heard of Crawford before I got elected, and
as soon as I'm done here pretty much no one will ever hear of it again.
Maybe I'll be lucky enough to die of old age before the last pillars of
America fall.
Oh, and by the way, Cheney's quitting too. That means Pelosi is your new
President. You asked for it. Watch what she does carefully, because I
still have a glimmer of hope that there're just enough of you remaining
who are smart enough to turn this thing around in 2008.
So that's it. God bless what's left of America . Some of you know what I
mean
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He's fed up? Well geez, I apologize. I guess I never thought about how hard it must be to be the most incompetent, Constitution-hating ignoramus of a president in history! 0 -
Now that should scare someone!!!!!!!!! Might be an interesting time --- a taste of Nancy before the chance to vote for Hillary. Unfortunately, too many of my demo friends would vote for "anything" with the jackass emblem.
Enjoyed the "speech."0 -
right on! damn, he should give that speech. 0 -
As I have said before,......voted for him twice.
He might be a Republican, but is certainly not a "Conservative".
I understand he has had a rough road during his time, and agree with most of the terrorist related actions.
What I don't agree with, is turning Iraq into Vietnam, and fought by PC rules. He has done nothing to secure our borders, which should be job one, after winning in Iraq.
He has spent money like a drunken sailor, in areas that are not needed.
Look at the billions we have sent to Africa to extend the lives of AIDS victims, and he wants more billions for the same thing again.
I have seen that e-mail float around umpteen times, and can't say that if it was real, that I wouldn't feel the same way, were I him.
If I had to do it over again,........I still would not have voted for Kerry, but am getting tired of the old "lesser of two evils" scenario. I want to see a "true conservative", run,.......win, and then, stand by their stated principles.
Guess that will still make me a "hater" in your eyes though.0 -
i'll drink to that , course i'll drink to most anything 0 -
Life is a bitch aint it. 0 -
I too voted for him twice. I don't like the way he has mis handled the war, I have a son over there with his life on the line.
Having said that. Given the choice between W and Hillary- I'll have to go with W once again. I think W's lost a grip, Hillary never had one.
My $0.02 worth.0 -
quote:Originally posted by dheffley
"So that's it. God bless what's left of America . Some of you know what I mean."
Even those of us who voted for Bush know that his butchering of the first, fourth, and now the fifth amendments have lessened 'what's left of America'.
Remember, all who sally forth to vote in the future, the lessor of two evils is still evil. What GWB has done to the U.S. Constitution is nothing but evil. Freedom cannot be protected by infringement.0 -
Here is a retake.. Dear People.. I screwed up starting a war. We have wasted all the monies possible for the next two generations of Americans. Sorry about that border thingy and letting all the Mexican's across the border but President Fox and I got drunk on Margarita's and I got foolish. I am a stubborn guy that just had to show my Father I could do what he couldn't in the Middle East. Seems Pops wasn't as dumb as I thought. Anyway Cheaney is going to take me hunting. This time I hope he doesn't miss like he did with the Attorney. 0 -
His next speech should begin, "I quit," but Chaney would certainly be worse. 0 -
Let me see... how many terrorist attacks have occurred on American soil since 9/11... Oh, right...NONE.
I don't support his actions with respect to criminal mexicans, or the war, but think of what our alternatives would have done !
Doug0 -
and I suppose you think one of those Kennedy looking/cut and run appeasement at any cost people from up around faggachussetts would have the cajones to protect the great U S A from bloodthirsty killers? 0 -
Remember "Bring it on"? Can you imagine Billary saying that? 0 -
quote:Originally posted by dheffley
...So I quit. I'm going back to Crawford...
...Oh, and by the way, Cheney's quitting too...
I really liked these two parts of his speech. Most brains and insight he has shown since he was Gubnuh of Texas...0
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