Any Thanksgiving rules ?
1. I sit at the head of the table.
2. Prayer is mandatory prior to eating.
3. No feeding the dog at the table...
4. Reach don't ask when going for the food.
5. Desert can be ate anytime , not just after the meal.
6. Limit 6 yeast rolls. One may blow up from drinking if not limited on the rolls.
7. No saying at the table " I am stuffed ".[}:)]
8. Band aids are optional if sticking the turkey with your fork while another is going after seconds..
9. Bring your tide stick for the cranberries when you spill them on yourself or the tablecloth.
10. Anyone in my LazyBoy after the meal will be shot.[:0]
2. Prayer is mandatory prior to eating.
3. No feeding the dog at the table...
4. Reach don't ask when going for the food.
5. Desert can be ate anytime , not just after the meal.
6. Limit 6 yeast rolls. One may blow up from drinking if not limited on the rolls.
7. No saying at the table " I am stuffed ".[}:)]
8. Band aids are optional if sticking the turkey with your fork while another is going after seconds..
9. Bring your tide stick for the cranberries when you spill them on yourself or the tablecloth.
10. Anyone in my LazyBoy after the meal will be shot.[:0]
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Sounds like a pretty complete list!
Turkey+Lazyboy=[|)][|)][|)]0 -
quote:5. Desert can be ate anytime , not just after the meal.
Sounds much like the way things are around here.
Only difference would be,......."desert can be eaten at anytime".0 -
no rules....but if everybody shows up....we will have forty people in our house ....adults and kids [:0] 0 -
There WILL be lots of deviled eggs and most of them are MINE. 0 -
If your sick, or your kids, stay home![}:)]
Last year the flu was passed out to everyone.0 -
make the prayer the highlight of the day.
afterall...it is THANKS-GIVING day.0 -
Used to be, when my brother was married to the %$#$, that we needed to tell them dinner was 2 hours before actual dinner time, just to ensure that they might arrive at a reasonable hour. Then my sister, her husband Mark, Mike and I would make bets on who would come closest to their acutal ETA.
Not a tradition I am too sorrowful to give up.[8D]0 -
I am not allowed to express my opinion on niece Ashley's pregnancy. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by nunn
I am not allowed to express my opinion on niece Ashley's pregnancy.
Hog wash![^]0 -
Not on Thanksgiving. Maybe later, but I have been told "not to spoil the day." 0 -
quote:Originally posted by nunn
I am not allowed to express my opinion on niece Ashley's pregnancy.
Sez Who??[}:)][:D]0 -
Not an order. More of a request.
I won't bring it up, but if someone else does...0 -
-mandatory Football pools for everyone there...50 cents/square
-all grandchildren must participate in the touch football game outside
-during dinner, be aware at all times of flying rolls aka "bullets"
-stash a bottle of soda at your feet, once dinner starts, there is no room to move and get up
-HAVE FUN!!!0 -
only one rule here:
Be thankful for the food and family here today because next year
someone may not be.0 -
quote:Originally posted by divecop
only one rule here:
Be thankful for the food and family here today because next year
someone may not be.
+1......... I'll be living that today.0 -
Number 1 rule... Don't be late for Mom's hard cooked meal![:D] 0 -
Counting Coup is not stealing[;)] 0 -
Be thankful that everyone is there / can be there
prayer
no dirty jokes at the dinner table [:D]
have fun0 -
The only rule we have is leave the
whining at the door and if you see
something you want might like to eat
grab it before I do.0
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