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Boy divorces parents

pistoljim
A 10 yr. old boy took his parents to court. During the hearing, the
judge asked the boy why he wanted to divorce his parents. The boy said that he was tired of getting beatings when he did something wrong. The judge then asked the boy who he wanted to live with if he granted the divorce. The boy replied" I want to live with the Miami
dolphins because they don't beat anybody"[:D]
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  • FEENIX
    D[:0]H!
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  • Idahobound
    OUCH
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  • neacpa
    Q: Where do the residents of Miami go when there is a tornado?
    A: Dolphin Stadium - there is never a touchdown there.


    Q: How do the Miami Dolphins count to 13?
    A: 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, etc.


    Q: How do the defense know when the Miami Dolphins are going to run the ball?
    A: The running back comes out of the huddle with tears in his eyes.


    Q: What do the Miami Dolphins and Billy Graham have in common?
    A: They both can make 60,000 people jump out of their seats and yell, "Jesus Christ!!!".
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  • mateomasfeo
    Look on the bright side Dolphins fans. At least there is nowhere to go but up!

    Course it is gonna suck if the Patriots go all the way and break the 1972 Dolphin's undefeated record, and the Dolphins go winless this season and set another record on the other end!

    GO ZACK!!
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