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How to tick off your wife 101

sarge_3ad
I found a .308 blank round laying around, while screwing around in my shop. My wife is in the garage next door with the door open between the shop and garage. Without saying anything, I chambered 1ea blank round into my M1919A4 semi-auto machinegun and let it ripped. The loud bang without prior notification caused instant infuriation with my bride of 28 years. I think it almost made her fighting mad. I received quite a tongue lashing for my orneriness. She almost spoke words that would make ones ears bleed.
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  • bamafan
    All I can say is that you have some big cohonies. If I had done that to my wife, I'd have to sleep with one open for at least a year or so. She don't get mad or even, she gets ahead.
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  • JamesRK
    Yep, that would do it. [:D]
    I've found various other ways to tick off the wife over the years. Most of them unintentional. [:D]
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  • fishkiller41
    Not me, uh uh,, no-way!!
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  • dcon12
    quote:Originally posted by JamesRK
    I've found various other ways to tick off the wife over the years. ]



    You guys have to find ways to tick off your wife? Don
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  • Hylander50
    I'd find myself looking down the wrong end of a .357 if I did that. Once she figured out I was alright, then the real trouble would start. [:(]
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  • catpealer111
    All I have to do is open my mouth and she's raving stark mad.
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  • pickenup
    While I have been known to pull a pretty devious prank or two, they NEVER involve firearms.
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  • Horse Plains Drifter
    Yep, reckon ya done it. I'd never do anything that.[:0][;)]
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  • Rosie
    Hells fire my wife gets pissed if I just come home.
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  • SCorvers
    Yup got mines attention the other day. Sitting watching Tv, using my Lee hand primer. Some primers fell down in the Lazy Boy. A liitle later she goes to sit down and recline and BANG!!!!! one of the lost primers musta got in the mechanism.
    Her language did make my ears bleed.
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  • AZEX
    Take solace in the fact that the ringing in your ears from the blank spared you about 80% of her yapping.

    D.
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  • frog21
    I can look at mine and tick her off.
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  • 41 nut
    Heck I got mine ticked off at me this morning. We had a red squirril move into the back shed a couple days ago and wife told me to get rid of it. Saw the squirril just sitting there on the shed floor this morining so I grabbed a 38spl and a load of CCI 38/357 birdshot. Sneaked the door open and let him have it. Only problem was I didn't tell the wife what I was about to do. At the shot (I was still in the kitchen just leaning out the door a bit) she jumped, screeched, and danged near upset the eggs she was cooking. Then she lit into me. I thought her actions were funny and just stood there laughing. Wrong thing to do. Hey I was just following her orders by getting rid of the squirril. [}:)] [:p] [:D]
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  • iwannausername
    My wife is a redheaded puerto rican.... I can piss her off just thru existing....
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  • staind460
    see that is what is fun about being married.

    i tell my fiance all the time that 1 of the reasons that i am marrying her (other than love and all that mushy stuff) is so that i have someone to pick on and harass for the rest of my years.


    i warn her all the time that i will never grow up, i am a big kid at heart[:p]
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