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USRSF (new unit)

Zebra
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 5000-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
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These boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.



Thanks TOM! [:D]
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  • frog21
    Don't think it would take that long.
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  • spanielsells
    quote:Originally posted by Zebra
    The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 5000-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
    image001.jpg


    These boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :

    1. The season opened today.
    2. There is no limit.
    3. They taste just like chicken.
    4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
    5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt
    The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.



    Thanks TOM! [:D]

    This could work.
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  • staind460
    bwahahahahahahahah that is Fing funny

    i have always said that i would pitty any country that was dumb enough to invade the US, with all the gun toting rednecks in the country and "gangsters" in the city . . . . .
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