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dcon12
You guys area always asking what would happen if..........
Wonder no more. If we are attacked, we will implode from within. Just look at how the forums are going. I myself have invested in tin foil. That and a lot of beer.
By the way, when is intermission, I have to pee. Don
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  • guntech59
    I have one word for you..........catheter![}:)][:D]
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  • scrumpyjack
    Piddle packs or Depends work well, also. I just moved the microwave within arms reach of the computer.......what's next?
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  • William81
    What you need is a trucker's helper
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  • daveald
    Just ust a 2 litre pop bottle, if you massage it, it probably wont fall off.
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  • Colt Super
    Bring on the (other) whooors.

    Doug
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  • Warpig883
    quote:Originally posted by Williams81
    What you need is a trucker's helper


    A homosexual midget?
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  • pickenup
    Don,
    Just in case you didn't know, the "theory" of a tin foil hat, IS a conspiracy, perpetuated by the makers of tin foil, and the government.

    The theory is, by wearing a tin foil hat, the hat will DEFLECT the mind control rays (etc.) being sent to control your thoughts/actions.

    For those old enough to remember, if you wanted to get BETTER reception on your old TV, you would ADD tin foil to the rabbit ears. It worked. BTDT

    So put on your hat, and your tin foil underwear, if you think it will help.
    Personally, I'm staying away from them.
    I have heard they chafe anyway.

    Of course, this COULD just be another conspiracy theory. [}:)][;)][:D][:D][:D]
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  • JamesRK
    One time on Dragnet, Jack Webb had this old guy kept complaining about the aliens reading his mind. Jack Webb made a chain out of paperclips and attached it to the old gentleman's belt loop. That kept him properly grounded, and stopped his complaints.
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  • Captplaid
    I miss all the good stuff.
    [:(!]

    I love anarchy. Opportunities can be found.
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  • MVP
    The real story behind tin foil hats is really about the outlawing of lead paint.
    In the old days when everyone painted their houses with lead based paint the mind control signals could not penetrate the structure so in order to control people in their homes they outlawed lead based paint.
    There are a few houses still painted with lead so a conspiricy of reverse psychology was hatched behind Guvernment doors to scare people into thinking that by wearing tinfoil hats it would protect them against mind control.
    What it really did was boost the crazy people who still lived in lead covered houses mind receptors so the cgovernment could skirt the imsubordinates who refused to live in un leaded houses.
    There you have it Folks.
    Now don't tell anyone you heard it from me.
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  • LOKO383
    Don,..I have done extensive research on the subject,of tin foil hats..I currently have three versions I market worldwide..let me know if anyones interested..[}:)]...Loko [;)]

    FEZ..

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    CENTURION..

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    CLASSICAL..

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    AND ME MODELING MY FAVORITE AT MY testING STATION..[:o)]

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    EDIT..FOR CLARITY..ARE WE RECEIVING..[?]
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  • MVP
    Now all there is to wonder about is whether Don can make it to the bathroom, pee, and get back to his computer before intermission is over.
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  • LOKO383
    quote:Originally posted by MVP
    Now all there is to wonder about is whether Don can make it to the bathroom, pee, and get back to his computer before intermission is over.
    truckers friend === empty milk jug..Loko [:D]
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  • 1911a1-fan
    pickenup it still works today

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    loko you don't have nothing on me



    Tinfoil.jpg
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  • Captplaid
    I don't need a tin foil helmet.

    I have an implant in my head. Well, actually it is at the top of my neck.
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  • JamesRK
    Have you seen Henry0Reilly's tinfoil derby?
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  • Horse Plains Drifter
    quote:Originally posted by William81
    What you need is a trucker's helper
    In some places they're called Lot Lizards.
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  • needmyguns
    DON I DON'T THINK THERE IS ANY HOPE LEFT FOR YOU.[:D][:D][:D]
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  • dcon12
    quote:Originally posted by needmyguns
    DON I DON'T THINK THERE IS ANY HOPE LEFT FOR YOU.[:D][:D][:D]


    You do not have to shout. Don
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  • needmyguns
    OK DON i will speak softly,sorry for shouting but you are a long way away[:p][:p]
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  • dcon12
    quote:Originally posted by needmyguns
    OK DON i will speak softly,sorry for shouting but you are a long way away[:p][:p]


    Thank God for small miracles. Don
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