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  • He Dog
    quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo

    Hey don't laugh.

    Mama Cass was killed by a ham sandwich.




    Nope, she died of a heart attack.
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  • mateomasfeo
    quote:Originally posted by He Dog
    quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo

    Hey don't laugh.

    Mama Cass was killed by a ham sandwich.





    Nope, she died of a heart attack.



    Thank you Dr. Kildare!
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  • He Dog
    That is Dr. Ken Basey to you.
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  • Donld
    No, it wasn't a crime and the school has no business treating it as one, but that doesn't mean the guy who did it wasn't a jerk. I've had Muslims go out of their way to insult what they thought was my religion, and I thought they were--will Nunn overwrite my words if I say "sweeties" on this site. Oh, I guess so.
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  • JamesRK
    It is my opinion that people should only be punished for what they do, not their frame of mind when they do what they do. The First Amendment guarantees our right to freedom of speech, and I believe freedom of speech implies freedom of thought. When we prosecute people for "hate crimes" we are punishing them for what they were thinking.
    quote:Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances
    A case in point was the murder of James Byrd, Jr. on 7 June 1998 by dragging him behind a pickup truck. John King and Lawrence Brewer both received the death penalty and Shawn Berry was sentenced to life in prison. The prosecutors had problems getting a conviction of Shawn Berry because it was difficult to prove he was a racist.

    I think the simple act of dragging a man to his death behind a pickup truck should be a crime and is deserving of the death penalty. What difference does it make what the criminal was thinking at the time.

    The case of the bag of ham on a table in a school building is obviously not a crime. It's a stretch to call it a misdemeanor. This is what we get when we become accustomed to punishing people for what they are thinking.
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  • River Rat
    quote:Originally posted by eboydell
    Aren't these the same "peace-loving" darkies that shot down our Blackhawk helocopter, killed the crew (except for one), and dragged their mutulated bodies all around the town behind cars? Now a good American boy is going to get into trouble for leaving a sandwich on "their" table. THAT IS OUR TABLE, AND ALL OF US ARE PAYING, NOT ONLY THEIR TUITION, BUT FOR THEIR VERY EXISTANCE HERE IN THE USA.Why do we act ashamed of being the greatest country on Earth? If they want to see a real hate crime...I am sure that could be demonstrated for them! Well, if each of us try to make just one foreigner miserable each day, that would be 365/year times as many REAL AMERICANS that are left.



    +100! I don't care how you decorate your home, Earl. I'm writing you in for President of these here United States!
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  • River Rat
    I mean, the young man who left the sandwich is guilty of a rude prank. And that is all. It was tacky, period.

    But "offensive?" They don't eat pork, but that doesn't make it "offensive." And I'll feel more sympathetic when somebody puts the Twin Towers back together, and restores life and limb to all the young men and women who've died in the sand since then.

    We need to get out of Afghanistan before we have to shoot our way out, and once the last man leaves the carpet bombing begins. About 120 days should do it. I mean, Dayum!
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  • Bill Jordan
    Send them back to wherever, but not on our dime.

    I'm going to my 50 year high school reunion, and I'm going to make lists of "What We Had", and "What We Did Not Have",one of which on the Did Not Have List, Is this politcily correct?

    Fork them: fit in or deal with it yourself.
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  • HappyNanoq
    Seems they need to be taught a lesson..... (muslims that is)



    The lesson of "Such is life - get on with it. Some day it'll be reversed and balanced out. All are happy.!"
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  • JnRockwall
    A ham sandwich reminds them of a pigs head thrown in their whatever?

    f that.

    I wonder if cops ever say oh not this @#^$ again...

    I am beginning to fear the future.
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  • jwb267
    I say to hell with the rag heads
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  • spasmcreek
    they cry foul at every little percieved slight and howl to high heaven about their suffering in the USA....BUT NOT A ONE of them would go back to their primitive country and NOT A ONE of them would stop taking the infidels FREE money
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  • reload999
    what a bunch of candy a$$es. They wouldn't have made it long enough to go to lunch back in my school days. Geez..
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  • 1911a1-fan
    anyone pay attention to the date of this thread?
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  • LaidbackDan
    Wow a five year old thread, but since I'm here, would it have been double offensive to the Muslim students if the ham sandwich was made with Jewish rye bread?
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  • Mobuck
    Sounds like something I'd have done. No wait, there wasn't a "nonwhite" or muslim in the school I attended for about 50 years before or 20 years after I graduated.
    Since there was fairly large Catholic population,everyone had to eat fish on Friday. Geez, I could file a lawsuit if I went back in time and was in school again.
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  • sgm hag
    quote:Originally posted by FEENIX
    Eat up your ham steak sandwich while you can ... it will banned soon along with other assault weapons.

    Gosh! I hope none of those "violent offenders" thinks to give the Sammies a bonding/welcoming party with a big old fancy, hanging pinata..pinyata..pinuata..(whatever that Beaner word is) and when they smack it open they are showered with hundreds of pieces of candy...No..Wait..It's not candy...It's Little Smokies weinners!

    Just wondering...Do they have Piggy Banks?
    [:0][}:)][}:)][:D]
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  • dongizmo
    quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo
    quote:Originally posted by He Dog
    quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo

    Hey don't laugh.

    Mama Cass was killed by a ham sandwich.





    Nope, she died of a heart attack.



    Thank you Dr. Kildare!




    [:D][:D]
    Don
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  • woodhog
    When ham sandwiches are outlawed, only outlaws will have ham sandwiches.
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  • fishkiller41
    quote:Originally posted by He Dog
    quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo

    Hey don't laugh.

    Mama Cass was killed by a ham sandwich.




    Nope, she died of a heart attack.

    WHILE CHOKING ON A HAM N CHEESE ON RYE!![:I]
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  • 1880texan
    Where were the dreaded "school TSA/Soviet Lunch Box Inspectors"???? They allow a ham sandwhich to pass inspection but confiscate a turkey w/cheese on whole wheat bread?? Just goes to show of Federal favoritism toward pigs. [8]
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  • trc313
    who is digging up 5 yo threads ???? It made me think Eric was back.....[:0]
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  • KSUmarksman
    quote:Originally posted by MosinNagantDisciple
    This brings up that age old question: If a ham steak falls in the middle of a famine-striken Somali village, do they eat it?


    according to the history channel a lot of folks in parts of Europe (particularly France) starved rather than eat the potato, which at the time was considered "the devil's plant"...so I bet Muslim screwheads would also starve to death if Christian screwheads did the same...
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  • KSUmarksman
    hey guys: how about we invite the poor disadvantaged Somali kids to a paintball match and pay for them.
    It will be fun...like a live action "Blackhawk Down" game [:D][:D][:D]
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  • remingtonoaks
    Can you believe that those Muslim pukes complaining about another's students lunch that they were trying to steal[V][V][V]

    No dought the kid just put his lunch on the table while he was going to go buy a carton of milk, Then these Somali pirates hijacked his lunch[V][V][V]
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  • retroxler58
    What a waste of a good slice of PORK...
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  • victorlvlb
    Muslims
    they can't claim seperation of church and state.
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  • Captplaid
    superintendent black?
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  • dcon12
    quote:Originally posted by trc313
    It made me think Eric was back.....[:0]



    That is not going to happen. Don
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