Dcon12
Hey, I just noticed you are in Albany, man thats just a .22 shot from my hunting leases.
Maybe we could meet up the nxt time I head up to plains to check the lease.
JuJu(who jumps off 75 at Albany and takes the back roads into plains)
Maybe we could meet up the nxt time I head up to plains to check the lease.
JuJu(who jumps off 75 at Albany and takes the back roads into plains)
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quote:I do not have the time to post on these forums as I am too busy these days. Don
Glad to see the occupational therapy is working out! Idle hands are the devils workshop you know. When do you come up for parole anyway?0 -
You're so ugly, when you walk into the bank they turn off the cameras.
If ugliness were bricks, you would be the Great Wall Of China.
You're so ugly, you went to a haunted house and came out with an application.
If ugliness was a crime, you'd get the electric chair.
You were so ugly at birth, your parents named you poop Happens.
You're so ugly, your mate won't have to worry about birth control... your face will do just fine.
You're so ugly, you could model for death threats.
You're so ugly, when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator.
You're so ugly, you have to sneak up on your mirror.
You're so ugly, when you look in the mirror your reflection turns to stone.
You're so ugly, when you sit in the sand the cats try to bury you.
You're so ugly, your doctor is a vet.
You're so ugly, when you were born the doctor took one look at you and slapped your parents.
You're so ugly, you stuck your head out of the car window and got arressted for mooning.
You're so ugly, your pet name is Scooby-Doo.
Your girl is so ugly, you gave her a hickey and got a mouthful of fur.
You're so ugly, you have to Trick or Treat by phone.
You're so ugly, when your mother went into labor your father went into shock.
You're so ugly, everytime your mother looks at you she says to herself, "Damn, I should've just given head."
I know why you look like a horse, because I saw your mother grazing in the field.
You're so ugly, when we play peek-a-boo - first I peeked, then I booed.
You're so ugly, you can sink your face in dough and make monster cookies.
You're so ugly, they call you Taco Bell - when people see you they run for the border.
You're so ugly, you make onions cry.
You're so ugly, the tide wouldn't bring you in.
You're so ugly, I took you to see the zookeeper and he said, "Thanks for bringing him back."
You're so ugly, you mother had to get drunk before she breast fed you.
You're so ugly, you went to a freak show and got a permanent job.
You're so ugly, the police sketch artists are afraid to draw you.
You're so ugly, when you get sick they call the vet.
You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.
You're so ugly, farmers use your picture as a scarecrow.
You're so ugly, everytime you go out you get chased by the dogcatcher.
You're so ugly, when you jerk off your hand tries to fall asleep.
You're so ugly, you can't hail a bus.
You're so ugly, they call you Moses because every time you step the water parts.
You're so ugly, you give Freddy Krugger nightmares.
You're so ugly, they let you park in handicapped spaces.
You're so ugly, when you threw a boomerang it didn't come back.
You're so ugly, when you went to the zoo they refused to let you out.
You're so ugly, you can't get a date off the calendar.
You're so ugly, when your mother went into labor the doctors went on strike.
You're so ugly, your last name is Link and your first is Missing.
Your girlfriend is so ugly, OPP meas, "Oh, please, put it away!"
You're so ugly, people put your picture in their car window as an anti-theft device.0 -
I was trying to find a link to post of the
interview Mom and I did today.....
How do you think we did?0 -
Another member's post reminded me of Don, who has not posted since mid-July. Does anyone know whether he is okay or not? 0 -
Your in Trouble,, sending them dang addictive Pecans down here. I am starting to have withdrawal symptoms already.. [;)][;)]
BR is wanting to order more..[;)]
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Don, I apologize,,,,,,
I got lazy busy. Yer pkg. went out this A.M. ,,,,,,,,[:o)]
btt,,,,,,,,,0 -
You are in fine form tonight! [:D] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by dcon12
quote:Originally posted by Big Sky Redneck
Video or it didn't happen right? I have a few videos up of me driving fast over there
Yet, no pictures of this "alleged" Fiance. Don
I have not posted a pic of Bry'ann on this forum for a couple reasons, the biggest reason is there are some true jerks on here that cannot keep their opinions to themselves about women. These same jerks must all be married to super models and feel they must insult and make comments about other women who do not fit their criteria for what they feel women should look like.
This woman saved my life, literally, I was suicidal and she came into my life and changed that. She made life worth living and is the best thing that has ever happened to me. The redhead in PA had me convinced that the only way out of the hell she put me thru was with a 185G bullet through the roof of my mouth. Bry'ann came along and like a guardian angel straightened me out. She is the most beautiful woman in the world and I love her more than life.0 -
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, OLD MAN.
Let the ass kicking begin!0 -
Don, got any pictures of you garden this year????? Wanted to show Donna. How did your crop work out. Oakie 0 -
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quote:Originally posted by cartod
Have you had meat smoked with pecan?
My nick name used to be "Pecan." Danielle0 -
My brother saves all the limbs that fall out of pecan trees in his neighborhood from storms or whatever and uses them to smoke turkey. When others tasted it, they always want him to smoke their Thanksgiving turkey for them.
I am told it is very good.
Thanks---Peabo0 -
quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo
We knew that.0 -
I thought yall knew that pecans come from the grocery store. Don 0 -
quote:Originally posted by dcon12
I thought yall knew that pecans come from the grocery store. Don
No, that's where babies come from.0 -
quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo
quote:Originally posted by dcon12
I thought yall knew that pecans come from the grocery store. Don
No, that's where babies come from.
Babies come from bad judgement. Don0 -
quote:Babies come from bad judgement
'Specially at closin' time...0 -
quote:Originally posted by cartod
Hey does your company sell Pecan chips for smoking meats? I got a recipe that calls for them, but no one around here sells them. Have you had meat smoked with pecan?
Pecan chips are chippings of pecan wood, not pecans or their shells. Pecan smoked meat is good.[;)]0 -
quote:Originally posted by dheffley
quote:Originally posted by cartod
Hey does your company sell Pecan chips for smoking meats? I got a recipe that calls for them, but no one around here sells them. Have you had meat smoked with pecan?
Pecan chips are chippings of pecan wood, not pecans or their shells. Pecan smoked meat is good.[;)]
DUH.....[:D]....I thought that they were the dropping that pecans left behind. [:D]..Or a new flavored potato chip.....I want to buy Pecan chips . like hickory chips or mesquite chips. Or chippings like danny says. I just need wood to smoke my meat.I got a fever, and the only prescription is pecan wood.[:p]0 -
quote:Originally posted by cartod
quote:Originally posted by dheffley
quote:Originally posted by cartod
Hey does your company sell Pecan chips for smoking meats? I got a recipe that calls for them, but no one around here sells them. Have you had meat smoked with pecan?
Pecan chips are chippings of pecan wood, not pecans or their shells. Pecan smoked meat is good.[;)]
DUH.....[:D]....I thought that they were the dropping that pecans left behind. [:D]..Or a new flavored potato chip.....I want to buy Pecan chips . like hickory chips or mesquite chips. Or chippings like danny says. I just need wood to smoke my meat.I got a fever, and the only prescription is pecan wood.[:p]
I have had chips from grinding the stumps when we thin trees. I do not have any right now. I will keep you in mind when I do get some more. Don0
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