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Todays lawyers...(joke)

bamafan
A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of the
office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck came
along too close to the curb and completely tore off the driver's door.

Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident
and pulled up behind the Lexus, his lights flashing.
But, before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer
started screaming hysterically about how his Lexus, which he had just picked up
the day before was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no
matter how the body shop tried to make it new again.

After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disgust
and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are
so focused on your possessions that you neglect he most important things in life."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing?
It got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!"

"OH, MY GOD!" screamed the lawyer. "MY ROLEX!
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  • sig232
    quote:Originally posted by bamafan


    A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of the
    office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck came
    along too close to the curb and completely tore off the driver's door.

    Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident
    and pulled up behind the Lexus, his lights flashing.
    But, before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer
    started screaming hysterically about how his Lexus, which he had just picked up
    the day before was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no
    matter how the body shop tried to make it new again.

    After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disgust
    and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are
    so focused on your possessions that you neglect he most important things in life."

    "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

    The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing?
    It got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!"

    "OH, MY GOD!" screamed the lawyer. "MY ROLEX!





    Oh! Oh! Matty will not like this one![:(]
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  • rogue_rob
    [:D][:D][:D]
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  • dcon12
    quote:Originally posted by sig232
    quote:Originally posted by bamafan


    A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of the
    office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck came
    along too close to the curb and completely tore off the driver's door.

    Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident
    and pulled up behind the Lexus, his lights flashing.
    But, before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer
    started screaming hysterically about how his Lexus, which he had just picked up
    the day before was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no
    matter how the body shop tried to make it new again.

    After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disgust
    and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are
    so focused on your possessions that you neglect he most important things in life."

    "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

    The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing?
    It got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!"

    "OH, MY GOD!" screamed the lawyer. "MY ROLEX!





    Oh! Oh! Matty will not like this one![:(]


    I know, he hates Lexus. Don
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