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Little Johnny

tazzer
>
> The
teacher asked the class to use the word
>"fascinate" in a
sentence.
>
> Molly put up her
hand and said, "My family
>went to my granddad's farm,
>
and we all saw his pet sheep. It
was
>fascinating."
>
> The
teacher said, "That was good, but I
>wanted you to use the
word
> "fascinate, not fas
cinating".
>
> Sally raised her
hand. She said, "My family
>went to see Rock City and
>
I was "fascinated."
>
> The
teacher said, "Well, that was good
>Sally, but I wanted you to use
the
> word
"fascinate."
>
> Little Johnny
raised his hand. The teacher
>hesita ted because she
had
> been burned by Little Johnny before. She
finally
>decided there was no way he
> could damage the
word "fascinate", so she called
>on
him.
>
> Johnny said, "My Aunt
Gina has a sweater
>with ten buttons, but her boobs are
>
so big she can only fasten
eight."
>
> The teacher sat down
and
cried.
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  • tazzer
    Little Johnny and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnny goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.
    Johnny bravely walks up to him and says "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."

    Thinking that this was the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well Johnny, you are only 10. Where will you two live?"

    Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnny replies "In
    Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."

    Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough toget a job. You'll need to support Jenny."

    Again, Johnny instantly replies, "Our allowance.. Jenn makes 5 bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month, and that should do us just fine."

    By this time Mr. Smith is a little shocked that Johnny has put so much thought into this. So, he thinks for a moment trying to come up with something that Johnny won't have an answer to.

    After a second, Mr. Smith says, "Well Johnny, it seems like you have got everything all figured out. I just have one more question for you. What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?"

    Johnny just shrugs his shoulders and says "Well, we've been lucky so far..." [:I][:I][:I][:I]




    There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
    Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.
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  • tazzer
    Little Johnny came to school on Monday with two black eyes. "What happened to you?" asked his teacher. "Yesterday, when I was in church, the fat lady in front of me stood up to sing. Her dress was pinched in the crack of her butt. I thought I would help her out and pull the dress out for her. She came around with her elbow and caught me in the eye!" After the class stopped howling with laughter, the teacher asked "but what about the other eye?"
    "That happened when I put the dress back where it was!"
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  • tobefree
    [:D][:D][:D][:D]
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  • Smokeeater 38
    Never name your kid Johnny, he gets in more trouble or causes it than any other kid I know. [:p][:p][:p]
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  • yearofspider
    [:D][:D][:D][:D]
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  • tobefree
    quote:Originally posted by Smokeeater 38
    Never name your kid Johnny, he gets in more trouble or causes it than any other kid I know. [:p][:p][:p]






    Well if the glove fits.......
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  • Old Fool
    quote:Originally posted by Smokeeater 38
    Never name your kid Johnny, he gets in more trouble or causes it than any other kid I know. [:p][:p][:p]


    It is better than naming him Wilbur
















    "Fire at Will"
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  • LOKO383
    [:D][:D][;)] or a boy named SUE!
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  • tapwater
    quote:Originally posted by Old Fool
    quote:Originally posted by Smokeeater 38
    Never name your kid Johnny, he gets in more trouble or causes it than any other kid I know. [:p][:p][:p]


    It is better than naming him Wilbur


















    "Fire at Will"


    ...Them, Sir, is fightin' words! OK, so my dad was born in 1914, and it was a fine name at the time. Wouldn't want my grandson to have it, though. Lot's of folk call me "Wilbur", but then, I'll answer to durn near anything.....[:D]
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