Another dumb crook
Listening to Coast2coast and they were talking about a robber who tried to shoot his victim and his revolver did not go off, So this brainiac looked down the barrel and pulled the trigger. Of course he blew out what little brains he had. Let's just hope he hadn't had any children
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This rocket scientist decided to try a till-tap on a cash register in a truck stop/convenience store. He reached to grab a handful of cash while the drawer was open. The clerk threw herself across the drawer to keep him out. The thief then turned a simple theft into a robbery by roughing up the clerk a little.
Now, remember this was a truck stop. There were a couple of truck drivers there that took exception to the bad guy trying to take the money, so they discouraged him, and he ran away. There was also the male cousin of the clerk in the store, and he REALLY took exception to the bad guy hurting his cousin, so he gave chase.
When the police arrived, they found bad guy and cousin in the parking lot of a nearby motel. Cousin had made a "citizen's arrest," and the bad guy was resisting. Cousin was using the force necessary to overcome the resistance. (I think you get the picture here.)
The arresting officer had to take the poor bad guy to the emergency room for a bit of patching up before he could take him to jail.
Won't that be a funny one for him to tell his fellow convicts in the joint?0 -
A uniformed police officer was leaving a currency exchange after buying a book of stamps. Crook sticks a gun in his ribs and tells the cop to hand over the cash. Cop gives him $11. Crook gets upset, so cop gives him the stamps. While the crook pondered what to do, cop pulls his gun and shoots him dead.
What kind of idiot holds up a cop? Of course the 'hood is in an uproar. "He shoulda tole him: Freeze! Police! He didn't has to shoot him, but he jus' took retribution on 'im." That's an actual quote from one of the boys in the hood.0 -
quote:Originally posted by tapwater
What kind of idiot holds up a cop?
A dead one.0 -
I hope he was taken out of the gene pool before he had a chance to pass along those faulty genes. 0 -
Good shooting. I teaches some of the young in the Hood that there may be a bad result when they decide to rob and plunder. More of those sum need to be zapped in that way, can't seem to keep them in the jail anymore.[;)] 0 -
Moron was probably on crack and thought it was Halloween. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by bigtire
quote:Originally posted by tapwater
What kind of idiot holds up a cop?
A dead one.
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quote:"He shoulda tole him: Freeze! Police! He didn't has to shoot him, but he jus' took retribution on 'im."
they should hunt this one down too0 -
...Really. With a gun in one's ribs, I don't think it would be prudent to tell the guy to freeze. That's what too much TV does to already stupid people. 0
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