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I am a Jelly Doughnut

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  • hicap47
    Jelly doughnuts are just an illusion.......
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  • catpealer111
    I prefer Bavarian cream filled, or custard filled.
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  • 300Win_Mag
    Chocolate long johns with NO filling. [:p] Also, old fashion double chocolate. [:p]
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  • Cubslover
    Chocolate longjohn, custard filled. MMMMMMMMM
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  • Spider7115
    Personally, I prefer buns [:p]
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  • HPH
    I've always found that women "love" cream filled long johns....[:0][:D]
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  • mogley98
    so this penguin goes to have his car repaired and the mechanic tells him it will be about an hour. The penguin loves ice cream ( all penguins do) anyway he goes over to the market and gets some ice cream. When he comes back to get his car the mechanic says well it looks like you blew a seal, the penguin says oh no thats just Ice cream!
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  • stevenrayspeck
    quote:Originally posted by Spider7115
    Personally, I prefer buns [:p]
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    AS DO I[:p][:p][:p]
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  • elkoholic
    Don't know about John but he Senior Senator from Massachusetts is certainly a jelly donut.
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  • mrseatle
    my iddish instructor in High School tought that JFK said "I am a jelly doughnut"...

    who to believe? Herr Halverson or Time?

    "A Stale Doughnut Myth" See Time Magazine February, 19th 2007 p.9.:- "Only in western Germany is a jelly doughnut called a Berliner. Here in Berlin a jelly doughnut is a Pfannkuchen. www.time.com
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  • 11BravoCrunchie
    I thought they were called "Bismarks", not "Berlins".
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  • john carr
    As a kid I worked in a bakery. One of my jobs was pumping the current jelly into the rolls. Bakery was run by an old German couple and they called the confection "Bismarks."
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  • jonk
    Well, there is also a sausage called a Berliner......

    In any case, Ich bin Berliner is correct. But I doubt he was ever misunderstood, so much as it could be technically said that he had said that he was a pastery. It is like if John Kerry said, "I am a Bostonian" do we think that he is from Boston, or do we think that he is a type of shoe with a rather nice heel? (Hmm, well he IS a heel.... [:D])
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  • He Dog
    If the Germans were not confused this myth of donuts is idiocy.
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  • ripley16
    I think technically Kennedy should be refered to as a Boston Creamed Pie...Pie being an old Indian word for HEAD.
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  • Aspen79se
    This is an old Eddie Izzard bit.
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  • He Dog
    I am the walrus.
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  • mateomasfeo
    He sure was a jelly donut in Dallas...
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  • nemesisenforcer
    quote:Originally posted by hicap47
    Jelly doughnuts are just an illusion.......


    a sinful illusion
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  • Aspen79se
    quote:Originally posted by mrseatle
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ich_bin_ein_Berliner


    Also, Wikipedia is a terrible source to quote. According to this sight; Stephen Colbert is responsible for getting elephants off the endangered species list over the last ten years.
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