50 WORST CHILDREN'S BOOKS
-Sorry guys, this crap is hitting me funny tonight!
50 WORST CHILDREN'S BOOKS
1. Charlotte's Web of Lies & Deceit
2. Charlie and the Third World Nike Factory
3. Harry Potter and the Little Actor Who'll Grow up to Become a Bitter, Coked-Up Has-Been
4. The Indian-Giving Tree
5. Alice's Adventures in Caesar's Palace Hotel & Casino
6. The Littlest Anarchist's Cookbook
7. Clifford the Big Red Dog Suffers a Gigantism-Induced Myocardial Infarction
8. Ali Baba and the 1,000 Arab Stereotypes
9. Babar, the Ivory Coat Rack
10. The Boy Scouts' Queer Bludgeoning Handbook
11. Kermit the Frog and the Hot Skillet of Foaming Butter
12. Shel Silverstein's Silly Poems about Anal Sex
13. No One Really Loves Fat Girls - by Judy Blume
14. Dr. Seuss's The Grinch Who Was Slightly Apathetic About Presidents' Day
15. The Little Train Who Couldn't, But It's Okay Because It Happens to Every Train Once in Awhile
16. Pus in Boots
17. Little Red in Da Hood
18. John Wayne Gacey, the Silly Clown Who Murders Children Who Don't Listen to Mommy
19. Tales of a Fourth Grade Gas Huffer
20. Jack & the Gnarly-Ass Bean Burrito
21. Snow White and the Seven Intoxicated Mexicans
22. All God's Creatures Are Emotionally Unavailable
23. A Hydroponically Cultivated Weed Grows in Brooklyn
24. Sleeping Nasty Ho Knocked Out on Roofies
25. Hansel and Gretel and Hansel's Special Friend Sven
26. The Hungry, Hungry Sorority Anorexic
27. Where the Evildoers Are - by George W. Bush
28. Peter Panhandler and the Wendy's Night Manager
29. Danny and the Rabid Flesh-Eating Dinosaur
30. Harriet the Stalker
31. Dick and Jane Spread a Paste Made from Poisonous Plants on Raw Steaks Cut from the Family Cat, Eat said Steaks/Paste, and Vomit for a Week
32. The Dumpster Divin' Kids
33. Larry the Leper Needs a Hand
34. Stillborn Sammy's Day at the Park
35. Wash Your Hands or Die of Anthrax
36. Ninety-Nine Horny Blue Men in Tight White Pants: Smurfette's Confessions
37. Winnie the Bear-Shaped Lump of Talking Excrement
38. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Soup for the Soul
39. The Preschool of Dr. Moreau
40. The Story of Spike: Ferdinand's Non-Faggy Cousin
41. The Anthropomorphized Sock that Was Burned Alive in the Sink Because it Talks! It Talks!
42. Nancy Drew and the Mysterious Case of Recurring Crabs
43. Journey to the Centre of Trenton, New Jersey
44. The Adventures of Grandma Crazy Diapers!
45. The Rubber Ducky is Watching You
46. Are You There God? It's Me, Hitler
47. Richard Scarry's Busiest Mortician Ever
48. Dr. Suess's Green Eggs and Son of Sam
49. The Lion, the Witch and the Gloryhole
50. Encyclopedia Brown and the Case of the Dismembered Hustler
50 WORST CHILDREN'S BOOKS
1. Charlotte's Web of Lies & Deceit
2. Charlie and the Third World Nike Factory
3. Harry Potter and the Little Actor Who'll Grow up to Become a Bitter, Coked-Up Has-Been
4. The Indian-Giving Tree
5. Alice's Adventures in Caesar's Palace Hotel & Casino
6. The Littlest Anarchist's Cookbook
7. Clifford the Big Red Dog Suffers a Gigantism-Induced Myocardial Infarction
8. Ali Baba and the 1,000 Arab Stereotypes
9. Babar, the Ivory Coat Rack
10. The Boy Scouts' Queer Bludgeoning Handbook
11. Kermit the Frog and the Hot Skillet of Foaming Butter
12. Shel Silverstein's Silly Poems about Anal Sex
13. No One Really Loves Fat Girls - by Judy Blume
14. Dr. Seuss's The Grinch Who Was Slightly Apathetic About Presidents' Day
15. The Little Train Who Couldn't, But It's Okay Because It Happens to Every Train Once in Awhile
16. Pus in Boots
17. Little Red in Da Hood
18. John Wayne Gacey, the Silly Clown Who Murders Children Who Don't Listen to Mommy
19. Tales of a Fourth Grade Gas Huffer
20. Jack & the Gnarly-Ass Bean Burrito
21. Snow White and the Seven Intoxicated Mexicans
22. All God's Creatures Are Emotionally Unavailable
23. A Hydroponically Cultivated Weed Grows in Brooklyn
24. Sleeping Nasty Ho Knocked Out on Roofies
25. Hansel and Gretel and Hansel's Special Friend Sven
26. The Hungry, Hungry Sorority Anorexic
27. Where the Evildoers Are - by George W. Bush
28. Peter Panhandler and the Wendy's Night Manager
29. Danny and the Rabid Flesh-Eating Dinosaur
30. Harriet the Stalker
31. Dick and Jane Spread a Paste Made from Poisonous Plants on Raw Steaks Cut from the Family Cat, Eat said Steaks/Paste, and Vomit for a Week
32. The Dumpster Divin' Kids
33. Larry the Leper Needs a Hand
34. Stillborn Sammy's Day at the Park
35. Wash Your Hands or Die of Anthrax
36. Ninety-Nine Horny Blue Men in Tight White Pants: Smurfette's Confessions
37. Winnie the Bear-Shaped Lump of Talking Excrement
38. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Soup for the Soul
39. The Preschool of Dr. Moreau
40. The Story of Spike: Ferdinand's Non-Faggy Cousin
41. The Anthropomorphized Sock that Was Burned Alive in the Sink Because it Talks! It Talks!
42. Nancy Drew and the Mysterious Case of Recurring Crabs
43. Journey to the Centre of Trenton, New Jersey
44. The Adventures of Grandma Crazy Diapers!
45. The Rubber Ducky is Watching You
46. Are You There God? It's Me, Hitler
47. Richard Scarry's Busiest Mortician Ever
48. Dr. Suess's Green Eggs and Son of Sam
49. The Lion, the Witch and the Gloryhole
50. Encyclopedia Brown and the Case of the Dismembered Hustler
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Shouldn't you be prepping for the shindig later this week? 0 -
quote:Originally posted by Polite Psycho
Shouldn't you be prepping for the shindig later this week?
I am. Didn't you read 50 EULOGIES?
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Thursday is ground zero...0 -
Okay, I can'tg use nearly as many of these. But "The Little Train Who Couldn't..." made me laugh for the first time in a week. I think I peed a little. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo
I am. Didn't you read 50 EULOGIES?
[:D]
Thursday is ground zero...
So did I noticed the black humor.0 -
[:D][:D][:D] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by Polite Psycho
quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo
I am. Didn't you read 50 EULOGIES?
[:D]
Thursday is ground zero...
So did I noticed the black humor.
He hasn't posted any Eddie Murphy or Richard Pryor yet.0
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