zipperzap is in fact...
Chuck Norris!
This is great news for us here at gunbroker.com!!!
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I offer only facts:
1. Zipperzap presents his name as "Scott McCoy", Scott McCoy was of course Major Scott McCoy in the movie "Delta Force" staring Chuck Norris.
2. Chuck Norris has never told a lie, zipperzap has never told a lie.
3. Chuck Norris has been notably jealous of Mel Gibsons' major movie studio success, and vowed to build his own, and of course Chuck would have all the right connections to get a new studio started.
4. Chuck Norris loves guns.
5. Chuck Norris lives in southern California but frequently vacations to Alaska and Costa Rica.
6. Zipperzap only stops posting when new episodes of "Walker Texas Ranger" are being filmed. Coincidence, I think not.
I rest my case. Welcome aboard Chuck.
In light of this new information my final submission for a studio name would be "Roundhouse Studios".
This is great news for us here at gunbroker.com!!!
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I offer only facts:
1. Zipperzap presents his name as "Scott McCoy", Scott McCoy was of course Major Scott McCoy in the movie "Delta Force" staring Chuck Norris.
2. Chuck Norris has never told a lie, zipperzap has never told a lie.
3. Chuck Norris has been notably jealous of Mel Gibsons' major movie studio success, and vowed to build his own, and of course Chuck would have all the right connections to get a new studio started.
4. Chuck Norris loves guns.
5. Chuck Norris lives in southern California but frequently vacations to Alaska and Costa Rica.
6. Zipperzap only stops posting when new episodes of "Walker Texas Ranger" are being filmed. Coincidence, I think not.
I rest my case. Welcome aboard Chuck.
In light of this new information my final submission for a studio name would be "Roundhouse Studios".
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7. Zipperzap named his cat "McGyver". 0 -
1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
2. When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
3. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
4. The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
5. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
6. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
7. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
8. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
9. When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
10. Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
http://www.thechucknorrisfacts.com/0 -
Shoot I though you were gonna say a Cult but since Chuck Norris is a cult I guess I was kind of right. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by Dave W.
Chuck Norris!
This is great news for us here at gunbroker.com!!!
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I offer only facts:
1. Zipperzap presents his name as "Scott McCoy", Scott McCoy was of course Major Scott McCoy in the movie "Delta Force" staring Chuck Norris.
2. Chuck Norris has never told a lie, zipperzap has never told a lie.
3. Chuck Norris has been notably jealous of Mel Gibsons' major movie studio success, and vowed to build his own, and of course Chuck would have all the right connections to get a new studio started.
4. Chuck Norris loves guns.
5. Chuck Norris lives in southern California but frequently vacations to Alaska and Costa Rica.
6. Zipperzap only stops posting when new episodes of "Walker Texas Ranger" are being filmed. Coincidence, I think not.
I rest my case. Welcome aboard Chuck.
In light of this new information my final submission for a studio name would be "Roundhouse Studios".
Your logic isn't much different than mine. Git-R-Done is really Art Bell. They look alike, they sound alike, they have the same interests and right now Art Bell is on some secret project. Where's Git-R-Done? AWOL, of course!0 -
With this sort of logic it is a good thing you have a day job. 0 -
If Chuck Norris is late, time had better slow down. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by He Dog
With this sort of logic it is a good thing you have a day job.
LOL, I don't have a day job!0 -
quote:Originally posted by Zulu7
If Chuck Norris is late, time had better slow down.
Chuck Norris is what Willis is talking about.0 -
that can not be correct -- newtgingrich's profile states that he is chuck norris -- why would he misrepresent something so important as his identity? -- i thought we were on the honor basis here 0 -
Chuck Norris is also the girls' No.1 hearthrob in El Salvador! True 0 -
Ulook, if you u believe there is honor here, I would like to talk to you about an investment in waterfront property. A fortune will be made. 0 -
Go Delta! 0 -
quote:Originally posted by He Dog
Ulook, if you u believe there is honor here, I would like to talk to you about an investment in waterfront property. A fortune will be made.
Hey!! Is that the property I already sent you a deposit for? Don0 -
this is a different 100,000 acres. Waterfront, but with out the harbor access yours has Don. No palms either. The dates alone will make the payments each year. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by He Dog
this is a different 100,000 acres. Waterfront, but with out the harbor access yours has Don. No palms either. The dates alone will make the payments each year.
Good, you know I am always looking for a date. Don0 -
Soooo...are y'all really sayin ya wanna date...the cockroach...[8)] 0 -
Good thread.
Doug0 -
Cool!!! 0 -
When you open a can of whoop-ass, Chuck Norris jumps out. 0 -
Chuck Norris
Is the water front property.
Dean0 -
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So does anyone think Mr. Bell and Mr. Norris are working on the secret project together? 0 -
No question about it!!
Doug0 -
I imagine Hairy and GTD are helping. 0 -
btt
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Oh looky, The Law has yet another screen persona. Do you do them all from one computer? 0 -
It wouldn't be all that hard or expensive to have several computers and IP addresses.
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[8D]Careful Doug--I said about the same thing a few days ago and the POST was "POOFED"--
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I don't think our leadership would poof anything that was true, and not obviously contrary to GB policy.
All-in-all, this is a well-managed forum.
Doug0
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