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  • jimbowby
    [8D]--Yo Zip, that was Hilarious--

    --P.S. I don't think you read my last answer to your reply post , to me yesterday !!

    ----JIMBO
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  • HappyNanoq
    I kind of like the prank call to some restaurant..

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TXjtbl2y3U&mode=related&search=
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  • spanielsells
    I remember having some fun with an insurance agent who telemarketed me. I was working as an insurance adjuster, and I decided to have some fun, especially since he guaranteed me that he could lower my rates. It went something like this:

    ME: Hello?

    HIM: Hi! This is ________ from ________ Insurance. I'd like to provide you a free quote on your automobile insurance, I'm certain that if you sign with me, you'll be able to save some money!

    ME: Sure, I'm game.

    HIM: Great. Well, first of all, are you married or single?

    ME: Single.

    HIM: And, how old are you?

    ME: I'm 22.

    HIM: And, where do you live?

    ME: (gives address of Five Points, the worst neighborhood at the time in Denver).

    HIM: How long have you lived there?

    ME: Well, let's see. I got evicted um, about a month ago, and I've been living with some buddies since, um, about two weeks ago. So, I'd say about two weeks.

    HIM: Are you employed?

    ME: Yes.

    HIM: What do you do?

    ME: I'm an entreprenuer.

    HIM: What sort of vehicle do you own?

    ME: I have a 1989 Corvette.

    HIM: And, how many miles do you drive it to and from work each day?

    ME: About 70 miles.

    HIM: And, is your car garaged at night?

    ME: I suppose so. It is currently at impound.

    HIM: Do you have any speeding tickets or moving violations?

    ME: What, you mean this week?

    At this point, he figured out that I was yanking his chain and he ended the call.
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  • zipperzap
    Most excellent!
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  • Dakota308
    this one takes the cake

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJlznnJR-lU
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  • zipperzap
    LOL ... I used to live in a mortuary .... sent it right along to them!

    We thank you - MOST EXCELLENT!
    [:D][:D][:D]
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  • He Dog
    Spanielsells, we pay to put you through college, get ya more degress than a thermometer and this is what you learn? Would have been better to have just left you dong the Prince Albert in a can bit.
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  • Chief Shaway
    Heard it on Bob & Tom. That guy has some classics.
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  • spanielsells
    quote:Originally posted by He Dog
    Spanielsells, we pay to put you through college, get ya more degress than a thermometer and this is what you learn? Would have been better to have just left you dong the Prince Albert in a can bit.
    I pay my own way through college. No student loans here. This gag was also 15 years ago.
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  • Colt Super
    I like it.

    A1
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