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Captplaid
......after you have had a BM (bowel movement)always wash your behind with a wet (wash)cloth....it will keep you from having hemorrhoids..(Pyles)..especially since the last weeks news events...[:o)]
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  • Captplaid
    Do not attempt to feed a 4X4 oak block into a silage blower.

    It does not work as a wood chipper. It will blow most of the block up a 60 foot silo and shoot it across to the other side.

    It will break the shear bolt as it is engineered to do, but it will also bend 3 out of the 6 blades and bring it to a stop pretty fast.
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  • Captplaid
    Do you have the vision, passion, and purpose. Watch the video which will appear when you click on the link below, and I am sure you will understand it.
    "http://www.clientlogic.com/resources/video_VPP.html
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  • Captplaid
    Do not tell the HR manager she is a tool for the union.

    Doesn't play well at annual review a month later
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  • Captplaid
    Do not drop your cell phone in an oil pan of diesel fuel.


    Trust me on this one.

    And if you call me right now, please speak loudly.
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  • Captplaid
    Target has the best popcorn.
    Better than theater popcorn.
    It's sold at the snack counter.


    Best tip I have to share today.
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  • Rockatansky
    Riposte tip: use hands free wireless headset and keep your phone securely attached to a belt or resting in a pocket.
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  • rja72
    putting your phone through the regular cold cycle with a load of jeans is not a good idea either. Although mine still works[:D]
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  • Cubslover
    Funny.
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  • bigtire
    Try dropping it in the toilet! There is that split second of indecision.... Do I Grab It???[xx(]
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  • fivefivesix
    I'm convinced that I'll never need a new phone. Mine has been dropped, stepped on, thrown, squished, crunched, dropped out of the window of a speeding car, and taken more abuse that I ever thought possible. It has it's share of battle scars and the screen is not perfect brand new shiny, but hey, it still works.
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  • Azhunter
    Never try to talk and pee at the same time.[:0][B)]
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  • Captplaid
    quote:Originally posted by rja72
    putting your phone through the regular cold cycle with a load of jeans is not a good idea either. Although mine still works[:D]


    That might get the diesel out.
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  • bpa098
    deep frying them isn't good either!!!!

    well thankfully i had just changed the oil in the fryer and it wasn't on when i climbed above to take out the exhaust filter - splash

    wrote down all my numbers as the screen slowly turned black
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  • linthicum
    Mine fell of its clip, Then I backed over it with my truck. Might not want to try that one.[:(!]
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  • shootlow
    a cell does NOT like drinking water after a cow
    or being ran over by a 3/4 ton 4x4
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  • Colt Super
    And we trust you guys with GUNS ???

    Doug
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