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He Dog
Will it keep trolls away if I put it over the doors and windows, or should it just go over the monitor?
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  • Marc1301
    Don't forget your DSL, or Cable modem,........they'll get in that way.
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  • Permanently deleted user
    You need to completely coat your modem/t1 lines in it and even then you need good prayers to help out![;)]
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  • catpealer111
    Garlic only works for vampires. If the troll happens to be a vampire, then yes, it will be effective at repelling them. Now, if they're an Italian vampire troll it may just attract them.
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  • SuburbanNoize
    theres going to be a new cable modem coming out the beginning of next year, its supposed to be 3x faster than fiber optic, they found some way to blend the internet signal and the cable tv signasl and make it supercharged. Hope it doesnt cost too much more tho.
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  • LOKO383
    its gonna keep everything away depending on how much of it you use[:D],man i love garlic too,my wife doesn't like me when i eat it though[V]
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  • He Dog
    I hate all this technical stuff. What is a T1 line? Does prayer work for atheists? I am not sure we are even allowed to do it.

    I thought Italian trolls had pots of pasta at the end of the rainbow, I think I am confused.
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  • Permanently deleted user
    quote:Originally posted by He Dog
    I hate all this technical stuff. What is a T1 line? Does prayer work for atheists? I am not sure we are even allowed to do it.

    I thought Italian trolls had pots of pasta at the end of the rainbow, I think I am confused.
    Just like a He Dog chaseing his own tail![;)][:o)][:D]
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  • Colonel Plink
    "Vampire Trolls....And the Women Who Love Them....Next on Springer"
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  • spanielsells
    Garlic does too work on TROLLs, but not in the same way it works on vampires. With a vampire, you have to wear the garlic around your neck. With a TROLL, you have to take it anally.
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  • Permanently deleted user
    quote:Originally posted by spanielsells
    Garlic does too work on TROLLs, but not in the same way it works on vampires. With a vampire, you have to wear the garlic around your neck. With a TROLL, you have to take it anally.
    You sound like a person with experience with this![:o)][:o)][:o)][:o)]
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  • spanielsells
    quote:Originally posted by git_r_done
    quote:Originally posted by spanielsells
    Garlic does too work on TROLLs, but not in the same way it works on vampires. With a vampire, you have to wear the garlic around your neck. With a TROLL, you have to take it anally.
    You sound like a person with experience with this![:o)][:o)][:o)][:o)]
    Nah, not really. Out in my neck of the woods we don't have vampires or TROLLs. They've all been shot dead with uranium-enriched bullets. We keep stockpiles of that around.
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  • catpealer111
    quote:Originally posted by spanielsells
    Garlic does too work on TROLLs, but not in the same way it works on vampires. With a vampire, you have to wear the garlic around your neck. With a TROLL, you have to take it anally.


    So do you, the user, stick it up your ass, or do you stick it up the troll's ass?
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  • spanielsells
    quote:Originally posted by catpealer111
    quote:Originally posted by spanielsells
    Garlic does too work on TROLLs, but not in the same way it works on vampires. With a vampire, you have to wear the garlic around your neck. With a TROLL, you have to take it anally.


    So do you, the user, stick it up your ass, or do you stick it up the troll's ass?
    Garlic goes up your ass. Boot goes up TROLL's ass.
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  • COLT
    ...Dog...just send it to 'em in an email...[^]


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  • COLT
    ...to save on shipping overnight and the dry ice thing...I'm sending you some Texas Red by email...if you want...you can send me your New Mexican Verde the same way, be cheaper...[^]


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  • spanielsells
    quote:Originally posted by He Dog
    I hate all this technical stuff. What is a T1 line? Does prayer work for atheists? I am not sure we are even allowed to do it.

    I thought Italian trolls had pots of pasta at the end of the rainbow, I think I am confused.
    No I think those are Irish Trolls and they have boxes of frosted Lucky Charms (they're magically delicious) filled with blue moons, pink hearts, purple horseshoes, and some sort of rainbow.
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  • Marc1301
    Geez Spaniels,........I keep forgetting you're Italian!
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  • spanielsells
    quote:Originally posted by Marc1301
    Geez Spaniels,........I keep forgetting you're Italian!
    I normally do, too.
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  • 11BravoCrunchie
    There's no such thing as too much garlic.
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  • spanielsells
    quote:Originally posted by Zulu7
    There's no such thing as too much garlic.
    In food, I'd agree. Taken other ways, well, you know...
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  • LOKO383
    quote:Originally posted by spanielsells
    quote:Originally posted by He Dog
    I hate all this technical stuff. What is a T1 line? Does prayer work for atheists? I am not sure we are even allowed to do it.

    I thought Italian trolls had pots of pasta at the end of the rainbow, I think I am confused.
    No I think those are Irish Trolls and they have boxes of frosted Lucky Charms (they're magically delicious) filled with blue moons, pink hearts, purple horseshoes, and some sort of rainbow.
    what about green clovers[:D]
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  • Colt Super
    One cannot forget that one is of Eyetalian descent.

    Doug
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