How many does it take?
How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?
Charismatic : Only 1
Hands are already in the air.
Pentecostal : 10
One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
Presbyterians : None
Lights will go on and off at predestined times.
Roman Catholic : None
Use candles only.
Baptists : At least 15
One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken
Episcopalians : 3
One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old one was.
Mormon : 5
One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how
to do it.
Unitarians :
We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid parts to luminescence.
Methodists : Undetermined
Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb , or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass.
Nazarene : 6
One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.
Lutherans : None
Lutherans don't believe in change.
Amish :
What's a light bulb?
Charismatic : Only 1
Hands are already in the air.
Pentecostal : 10
One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
Presbyterians : None
Lights will go on and off at predestined times.
Roman Catholic : None
Use candles only.
Baptists : At least 15
One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken
Episcopalians : 3
One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old one was.
Mormon : 5
One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how
to do it.
Unitarians :
We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid parts to luminescence.
Methodists : Undetermined
Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb , or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass.
Nazarene : 6
One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.
Lutherans : None
Lutherans don't believe in change.
Amish :
What's a light bulb?
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On average a truck pulling a reefer trailer can haul 45,000# in the trailer. So counting without counting dunnage and box weight lets say maybe 43,500 in actual product weight.
How many cows/steers/bulls have to be killed to get 43,500# of end user product? How many truck loads from the cow haulers does it take to get ine truck load of burger and steaks?
What about pigs, same weight how many pigs to get a load of bacon? Pork chops?
Chickens? How many chickens would it take to load a reefer trailer to capacity with finished product?
If big slaughter houses can load out 20 trucks a day thats a lot of killin0 -
Hysterically funny.
Stole it.
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