Two black eyes............(JOKE)
Guy shows up at work w/ [B)]two black eyes[B)]. His buddy says, "How did ya get them two black eyes?"
He says, "I got 'em in church last weekend."
"How did that happen?", his buddy asks.
"Well he says, we stood up to sing and the gal in front of me had her skirt stuck in the crack of her butt. So, I reached forward and pulled it out. Then she turned around and punched me in the eye."
"Well how did you get the second one?", his buddy asks.
"Well, I figured she liked it so well, I put it back."[B)][B)]
He says, "I got 'em in church last weekend."
"How did that happen?", his buddy asks.
"Well he says, we stood up to sing and the gal in front of me had her skirt stuck in the crack of her butt. So, I reached forward and pulled it out. Then she turned around and punched me in the eye."
"Well how did you get the second one?", his buddy asks.
"Well, I figured she liked it so well, I put it back."[B)][B)]
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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes???
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Nothin' - she's already been told twice.
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quote:Originally posted by Doug Wilson
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes???
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Nothin' - she's already been told twice.
That is what I expected to see when I opened this.0 -
Me too.
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