Catholic girls...
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Maybe now they do. It wasn't always the case. 0 -
Catholic girls can and do play hard...
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Years of oppression will do that to a group of people. 0 -
No Zulu.
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"We believe that young Catholic girls are a spotted stain on America. They are impolite, shameful, lewd, and exibit shocking behaivor wherever they roam. "
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0599/gals.html
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quote:Originally posted by zipperzap
"We believe that young Catholic girls are a spotted stain on America. They are impolite, shameful, lewd, and exibit shocking behaivor wherever they roam. "
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0599/gals.html
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LOL ... evil little devils, eh?
... poor defenseless little Baptist cherubs!
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quote:Originally posted by zipperzap
"We believe that young Catholic girls are a spotted stain on America. They are impolite, shameful, lewd, and exibit shocking behaivor wherever they roam. "
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0599/gals.html
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July 1999
Baptist Boys Seduced by Lewd Attire and Shocking Behavior of Local Catholic Girls
Local News
Freehold, Iowa - "One of those Catholic girls bit my son in the ear!" shouted David Wright, during a meeting of Landover Deacons earlier this month. His son had a close encounter with one of Freehold, Iowa's notorious Catholic girls. [:p][:p][:p]
Sassy young Mary worshipping ladies have been a longstanding problem in the Freehold community. Their vices, and their complete disregard for authority of any kind, has reached an almost intolerable level. They cut class so they can walk the streets during the day, and they fill up on liquor so they can "get loose" and lure Baptist boys into the alleys at night. Their intent is alarming to those of us who are not familair with their flippancy toward anything Godly. Clearly they serve their own sinful nature, and parade about in scantliy clad attire, with only the Devil's purpose in mind. That purpose is to lure the naturally attracive Baptist young person, into a world of reckless abandon. To draw the Godly towards the Satanic fire that burns in the furnace of every Catholic Church in the world. Underneath their burdensome skirts lies a lustful wound that is trained to ensnare within it's drenched cavity the very soul of our innocent youth.
The Church of Mary, Queen of Heaven - unfortunately located in downtown Freehold Iowa, houses a corn-a-copia of seductive young nun. These contemptible daughters of Satan make it their life's work to train innocent young women in the ways of Babylonian erotica. They turn chaste lasses into saucy vixens faster than it takes a Mexican to down 10 shots of tequila. When the hounds of Hell are finally let loose on the street, they sweat misbehaivor at every turn.
We believe that young Catholic girls are a spotted stain on America. They are impolite, shameful, lewd, and exibit shocking behaivor wherever they roam. These smart-aleck, snippy, irreverent teens need a good hard spanking. [:p][:p][:p] We don't intend to lose any more of our young boys to these sirens of Rome. Landover Baptist Church is proud to be first in putting forth an edict by which any discourteous conduct observed at the expense of our innocent young people, will be returned in a like manner subject to our Pastor's enterpretation of Mosaic Law.
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Where's one when you need one?
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I only wish I would've hooked up with a "nice" Catholic girl. 0 -
"We have such pleasures to show you..."
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I was raised Catholic and this is an offensive garbage post.. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by Zebra
I was raised Catholic and this is an offensive garbage post..
Oh, yeah.
What did you ever do for your Country?
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quote:Originally posted by Polite Psycho
quote:Originally posted by Zebra
I was raised Catholic and this is an offensive garbage post..
Oh, yeah.
What did you ever do for your Country?
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quote:Freehold, Iowa - "One of those Catholic girls bit my son in the ear!" shouted David Wright, during a meeting of Landover Deacons earlier this month. His son had a close encounter with one of Freehold, Iowa's notorious Catholic girls
Underneath their burdensome skirts lies a lustful wound that is trained to ensnare within it's drenched cavity the very soul of our innocent youth.
They turn chaste lasses into saucy vixens faster than it takes a Mexican to down 10 shots of tequila. When the hounds of Hell are finally let loose on the street, they sweat misbehavior at every turn.
These smart-aleck, snippy, irreverent teens need a good hard spanking
Holy Mary, Mother of Jesus!!!
YOWZA!! $#!+ -OH-DEAR!!! Heck! That stuff makes me want one of those cuties!! The guy that wrote this stuff (had to be a guy) was probably spanking the monkey (how'd he do that with only one hand?) when he wrote this. He probably writes porn novels in his spare time.0 -
... or protests about offensive garbage posts.
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quote:Originally posted by Zebra
I was raised Catholic and this is an offensive garbage post..
I was raised Catholic and I despise organized religion.0 -
My town has more Catholic Churches per capita than any other city in the U.S. And most are void of anyone under the age of 45. 0 -
My first wife was Catholic. My kids were raised Catholic. I went through Catechism classes and found out I was going to hell. After being married to my first wife for 7 years, I thought I did. Don 0 -
I was raised Catholic. The rumors about Catholic girls are all true and I thank the good Lord for the opportunity to experience it first hand. BTW the local Mormon girls were fun too. 0 -
WOOOHOOO
That boy has some SERIOUS issues with women. Probably makes his hookers put on the schoolgirl outfits.[}:)][}:)]0 -
Say 10 hail Mary's and cover your eyes! 0 -
quote:Originally posted by elkoholic
I was raised Catholic. The rumors about Catholic girls are all true and I thank the good Lord for the opportunity to experience it first hand. BTW the local Mormon girls were fun too.
Mormon girls!!!! blond hair blue eyes, and a serious appitite for love.
Im not mormon, but I love mormon girls!0 -
Even BEFORE Man!
Why do I visualise a scene about 2 million years ago - two separate/different tribes
of warriors sitting in their own large circles - around a rather large campfire - on a
(very) prehistoric African plain - discussing the qualities/lack thereof of each other's
'women'! LOL
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There is nothing like a Baptist girl. Start talking marriage and they become "born again" "sporting girls" for you. When you dump them they become "born again" virgins. I guess they like that "born again" crap......most cultists do[:D]! All the Mormon girls I met while I was young had high moral standards. I never got lucky with even one of them. Beach 0 -
OOOPS sorry. I pondered that the Zappa song might be just a bit risky for this forum. Just an old Zappa fan here and it was on topic. 0 -
Madonna is Catholic?
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The luckiest I've ever gotten were the times I got to spend in Salt Lake City.
What incredible joy and abandonment !!
Doug0
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