"Have you been drinking?"
A man who'd had a little too much to drink was driving home, his car weaving violently all over the road, when a cop pulled him over.
"Sir," said the cop to the driver, "Have you been drinking?"
"I have, all right," the man said with a smile.
"Did you know," asked the officer, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"
"Oh, thank heavens," sighed the drunk...
"For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."
"Sir," said the cop to the driver, "Have you been drinking?"
"I have, all right," the man said with a smile.
"Did you know," asked the officer, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"
"Oh, thank heavens," sighed the drunk...
"For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."
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