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  • SW 357Mag
    Been around before, I think, but still funny and appropriate!



    I bought a new Ford F250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck.
    Go figure it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.
    I returned to the dealer yesterday
    Because I couldn't get the radio to work.
    The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated.

    'Nelson,' the technician said to the radio.
    The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

    'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again'
    Came from the speakers.

    Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant
    ' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

    I drove away happy, and for the next few days,
    Every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,'
    I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
    'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.

    Yesterday, some guy ran a red light
    And nearly creamed my new truck,
    But I swerved in time to avoid him.

    I yelled, 'Azz Hole!'
    Immediately the radio responded with,

    Ladies and gentlemen,
    The President of The
    United States

    Damn I love this truck . . ..


    In God We Trust
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  • SW 357Mag
    2014 Chevy. 25,500 miles.
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  • SW 357Mag
    We've all seen 'em. The ads for new vehicles touting "no interest loans". Anybody know what the catch is? The small print always says "not all buyers will qualify". I'm suspect that one has to have a large down payment or some other thing that they're not going to disclose until you go to the dealer.I've got my eye on a 2002 Dodge Ram 2500 that I'd love to have. Hate going in to the dealer and play those games only to have them pi$$ me off. I like to be prepared when I walk in the door so I can tell them exactly what I want. If they can't provide it without a lot of BS sales pitch, I'm outta' there.Anybody got any ueseful info?Ah'd 'preciate it!Mudge the impatient
    I can't come to work today. The voices said, STAY HOME AND CLEAN THE GUNS!
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  • D1
    Very nice truck.
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  • jwb267
    yea! if you cant dodge it RAM it, i love mine
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  • Idahobound
    Where did you get it. Had Dave smith Quote me today on a new 6.7 mega cab 1 ton for 37000
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  • SW 357Mag
    Well, I had planned to get mine from Dave Smith but I got a dealer here to give me the deal I wanted. This being the fourth purchase from them, I thought they should. Not to mention I get all service done there. [8D]

    I paid 38,800 and made them put a B&W gooseneck in it. Buying that later would put me at $600 plus labor. It was cheaper than going to Idaho. [^]

    I'm happy with the deal.
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  • Cubslover
    It's a monster.

    Nice ride!
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  • ruger270man
    I love the Cummins.
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  • Aspen79se
    Dumb question: How's the mileage?
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  • JamesRK
    Nice wheels. [:)]
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  • sig232
    That is one sweet truck![:0][:0][^]
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  • LOKO383
    nice pick up aka hauler aka do everything ride![8D] living in greenbrier co. for 10 yrs yea i am familar w/ sandstone mnt 7 miles of straight up and down, wait till you hook on to something then you will really love it, Loko[:D]
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  • bamafan
    While the Ford is strokin' it, the Dodge is a Cummin!!

    Love them Dodges[:D]
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  • fishkiller41
    Shouldda got the AUTOMATIC.But a great truck, none the less. Congrats...

    Jeff
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  • jimdeere
    I'm jelous! When you go by Sam Black Church, let it beller! I think Sandstone is 7% grade and steeper than Fancy Gap Mt. Maybe not as long.
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  • SW 357Mag
    Sandstone is marked as a 7% grade, but I really think its steeper. A lot steeper. It's nothing to see truckers setting aside with their brakes lit up. You can always tell when they've been down it before.[:D] They do half the speed as the others.
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  • SW 357Mag
    Well, right now the mileage computer is showing about 13.1, but I'd think it would get better as I get a few more miles on it.
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  • jimdeere
    quote:Originally posted by fishkiller41
    Shouldda got the AUTOMATIC.But a great truck, none the less. Congrats...

    Jeff

    I know they recommend the auto for towing, now. But some of us are old-fashioned and like to put it in the gear we want. However, an automatic will spoil you!
    SW, I always say that a red truck/motorcycle is 10 mph faster!
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  • 11BravoCrunchie
    Looks like a giant red shoe-box with a smaller red shoe-box stacked on top of it.
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  • HandgunHTR52
    Nice truck!
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  • SW 357Mag
    quote:Originally posted by Zulu7
    Looks like a giant red shoe-box with a smaller red shoe-box stacked on top of it.


    What the hell kind of shoes do you wear with boxes like that??[:D][:D][:D]
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  • Bert H.
    Very nice[:p]... I bought a 2005 Ram 3500 4x4 single-wheel axle almost 30 months ago (from Dave Smith Motors), and I have 54,000 miles on it so far. My average fuel economy has been 19.7 mpg thus far.

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  • SW 357Mag
    Good lookin truck, Bert.
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  • Mercury
    $38k for a truck?!?!? Good lord........thats insane. No wonder I'm still driving my 1965 Chevy...........


    Merc
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  • Colt Super
    "Put a Dodge in your garage, honey !!"
    - The Little Old Lady from Pasadena

    Doug
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  • Cutiegirlracing
    quote:Originally posted by LOKO383
    nice pick up aka hauler aka do everything ride![8D] living in greenbrier co. for 10 yrs yea i am familar w/ sandstone mnt 7 miles of straight up and down, wait till you hook on to something then you will really love it, Loko[:D]


    And I have just the something for him to hook up to.[:)][:)]

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    I'm still trying to get use to the newer style headlight. I still really like the older style alot.

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  • rogue_rob
    so what are you hauling with that monster?? The space shuttle?
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  • slipgate
    That bad-boy is sweet! Now get one of these for "play"...

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  • Bert H.
    quote:Originally posted by slipgate
    That bad-boy is sweet! Now get one of these for "play"...

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    Nice, but I am waiting for the new Challenger to hit the street before I buy a new car[:p][^]
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