Take down the bird feeder!! NOW!!!
.> Subject: The Bird Feeder (Great Point)
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> I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed.
> Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous
> flow of free and easily accessible food.
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> But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above
> the table and next to the barbecue.
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> Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs and the
> table...everywhere.
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> Then some of the birds turned mean: they would dive bomb me and try to peck
> me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket! Other birds were
> boisterous and loud: they sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all
> hours of the day and night, demanding that I fill it when it got low on food
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> After awhile I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore.
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> I took down the bird feeder, and in three days the birds were gone. I
> cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over
> the patio. Soon the back yard was like it used to be...quiet, serene...no
> one demanding their rights to a free meal.
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> Now let's see...our government gave out free food, subsidized housing, free
> medical care, free education and allowed anyone born here to become an
> automatic citizen. Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands.
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> Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services. Small apartments are
> housing five families. You have to wait six hours to be seen by an
> emergency room doctor. Your child's second grade class is behind other
> schools because over half the class doesn't speak English.
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> Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box. I have to press "one" to hear my
> bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than "Old Glory"
> are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free
> liberties.
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> Maybe it's time for the government to take down the bird feeder!
>
>
>
> I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed.
> Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous
> flow of free and easily accessible food.
>
>
>
> But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above
> the table and next to the barbecue.
>
>
>
> Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs and the
> table...everywhere.
>
>
>
> Then some of the birds turned mean: they would dive bomb me and try to peck
> me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket! Other birds were
> boisterous and loud: they sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all
> hours of the day and night, demanding that I fill it when it got low on food
>
>
>
>
> After awhile I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore.
>
>
>
> I took down the bird feeder, and in three days the birds were gone. I
> cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over
> the patio. Soon the back yard was like it used to be...quiet, serene...no
> one demanding their rights to a free meal.
>
>
>
> Now let's see...our government gave out free food, subsidized housing, free
> medical care, free education and allowed anyone born here to become an
> automatic citizen. Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands.
>
>
>
> Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services. Small apartments are
> housing five families. You have to wait six hours to be seen by an
> emergency room doctor. Your child's second grade class is behind other
> schools because over half the class doesn't speak English.
>
>
>
> Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box. I have to press "one" to hear my
> bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than "Old Glory"
> are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free
> liberties.
>
>
>
> Maybe it's time for the government to take down the bird feeder!
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It's PAST TIME. [:(!][:(!][:(!] 0 -
WAYYYYY!!!!! 0 -
It's way, way, way, way past time. 0 -
Bullseye! 0 -
Gov't answer:
Raise taxes and THROW MONEY AT IT!!!0 -
Raise Our Taxes and throw OUR money at it
now why would they do that?[:(!]0 -
quote:Originally posted by Odawgp
Raise Our Taxes and throw OUR money at it
now why would they do that?[:(!]
Because they can?[:(][:(!]0
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