Thurs. Morning Joke
The Pope took a vacation to visit the
Mountains of Alaska for some sightseeing. He was
cruising along on a trail in the Pope Mobile when
there was a frantic commotion with much screaming just at the edge of the woods.
A helpless Liberal, wearing sandals, shorts, a "Save
the Whales" hat, and an ACLU T-shirt,
was screaming while struggling frantically and
thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp
of a grizzly.
As the Pope watched in horror, two Conservitves
came out of the woods.
One fired a .300 Win Mag into the bear's vitals at which point the bear dropped the Liberal, ran about 50 yards and went down.
The two Conservatives placed the bleeding,
semiconscious Liberal in the back of their truck.
The Pope summoned the men to
come over. "I give you my blessing for your brave
actions!" he told them. "I heard there was a bitter
hatred between Coservative Hunters and Liberal, tree hugging
Environmental activists but now I've seen with my own
eyes that this is not true."
As the Pope drove off, one of the men asked his
buddy "Who was that guy?"
"It was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct
contact with Heaven and has access to all wisdom."
"Well," the first man said, "he may have access to all
wisdom but he sure doesn't know anything about Grizzly
bear hunting! By the way, is the bait holding up, or
do we need to go back to Massachusetts and get another
one?"
Mountains of Alaska for some sightseeing. He was
cruising along on a trail in the Pope Mobile when
there was a frantic commotion with much screaming just at the edge of the woods.
A helpless Liberal, wearing sandals, shorts, a "Save
the Whales" hat, and an ACLU T-shirt,
was screaming while struggling frantically and
thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp
of a grizzly.
As the Pope watched in horror, two Conservitves
came out of the woods.
One fired a .300 Win Mag into the bear's vitals at which point the bear dropped the Liberal, ran about 50 yards and went down.
The two Conservatives placed the bleeding,
semiconscious Liberal in the back of their truck.
The Pope summoned the men to
come over. "I give you my blessing for your brave
actions!" he told them. "I heard there was a bitter
hatred between Coservative Hunters and Liberal, tree hugging
Environmental activists but now I've seen with my own
eyes that this is not true."
As the Pope drove off, one of the men asked his
buddy "Who was that guy?"
"It was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct
contact with Heaven and has access to all wisdom."
"Well," the first man said, "he may have access to all
wisdom but he sure doesn't know anything about Grizzly
bear hunting! By the way, is the bait holding up, or
do we need to go back to Massachusetts and get another
one?"
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quote:do we need to go back to Massachusetts and get another
one?"
No, all they need to do is swing through Seattle. Lots of them there.0 -
I have a lot of them here[:(!], maybe that will work good for black bears [:D] 0 -
[:D][:D][:D] Portland has lots of bait! 0 -
If you want "stink-bait" you have to go to Washington, D.C.
Lots of it there.[:)]0
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