Friendly Flight (joke)

Wild Okie · August 29, 2007 14:49

A man was seated next to a little girl on an airplane when the man
Turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've found that flights go quicker
If you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger'.

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said
To the man, 'What would you like to talk about?' Oh, I don't know', said
The man. 'How about nuclear power?'

'OK,' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you
A question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same
Stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat
Patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose
That is?'

The man thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea,'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to
Discuss nuclear power when you don't know poop?'

Friendly Flight (joke)

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