Special bulletin
Special Bulletin from the Pentagon:
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces.
These Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces.
These Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday
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Special Bulletin from the Pentagon:
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale
Earnhardt.
We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
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Hel, Yea! Where do I sign up?! 0 -
I think they would be better served to hang out at our southern border! 0 -
Terrorists hate nascar! They want to abolish it! Damn terrorists tryna take away my right to drive fast in a circle! 0 -
quote:Originally posted by sig232
I think they would be better served to hang out at our southern border!
Do you mean the North Carolina State Line?0 -
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HERE'S 'ANUTTER ONE!'
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Might as well kill them all so we don't get a bunch of complaints bout the after masacreeeeeeeeeee Hog Roast!!! 0
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