Who DID invent sex, anyway!??
A Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbucks one day discussing
who had the superior culture.
Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well, we have the Parthenon."
Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."
The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics."
The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire."
And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will
end the discussion.
With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"
The Italian replies, "That's true -- but it was the Italians whom introduced
it to the women!!!"
[:D]
(Here's a heads up for those who flunked World History I ... or who were
dreaming through the ancient Greek part - the ancient Greek men were
notorious for their homosexuality - especially with young boys.[:0])
who had the superior culture.
Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well, we have the Parthenon."
Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."
The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics."
The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire."
And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will
end the discussion.
With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"
The Italian replies, "That's true -- but it was the Italians whom introduced
it to the women!!!"
[:D]
(Here's a heads up for those who flunked World History I ... or who were
dreaming through the ancient Greek part - the ancient Greek men were
notorious for their homosexuality - especially with young boys.[:0])
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Easy ... Al Gore! 0 -
Good thing I'm Italian. 0 -
The female species invented sex.
That's why they control us men.0 -
Women did not invent sex, they invented with holding it until they get what they want[:(][:(][:(] 
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i dont think this will get poofed but an old joke ive heard is...
In greece how do they seperate the men from the boys?
With a crowbar!0 -
I don't know who invented it. I just want to know what they are working on NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 0 -
quote:drjew:
I don't know who invented it. I just want to know what they are working on NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are a very twisted man - EXCELLENT COMMENT!
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I always thought it was Adam. 0 -
i believe it was the right hand 0 -
quote:Originally posted by zipperzap
(Here's a heads up for those who flunked World History I ... or who were
dreaming through the ancient Greek part - the ancient Greek men were
notorious for their homosexuality - especially with young boys.[:0])
I heard this from a Kuwaiti during Gulf War I, "Women are created for breeding while boys are for pleasure" ... and somewhere in the conversation, something about a sheep came up [:0][:0][:0].0 -
quote:Originally posted by cbxjeff
Easy ... Al Gore!
I was going to say that.0 -
quote:Originally posted by FEENIX
quote:Originally posted by zipperzap
(Here's a heads up for those who flunked World History I ... or who were
dreaming through the ancient Greek part - the ancient Greek men were
notorious for their homosexuality - especially with young boys.[:0])
I heard this from a Kuwaiti during Gulf War I, "Women are created for breeding while boys are for pleasure" ... and somewhere in the conversation, something about a sheep came up [:0][:0][:0].
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarbara.0 -
quote:Originally posted by SuburbanNoize
i dont think this will get poofed but an old joke ive heard is...
In greece how do they seperate the men from the boys?
With a crowbar!
Hence, the saying, "Beware of Greeks in sneakers".0 -
quote:Originally posted by dbain99
I always thought it was Adam.
Adam...what a wuss.
"The Woman made me do it" he said...(referring to eating the forbidden fruit)
I don't know what Adam invented but I know he inspired the "I have a headache" excuse!!!
"The Woman made me do it"
That is the kind of fast thinking that could have only came into the mind of the ancestor of a booger eating, ass picking ape. So much for the creation theory...
Have a nice day!!!!0
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