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Prosecutors Want Paris Hilton in Jail

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  • spurgemastur
    She's not that pretty. She's got a horse face. She's too skinny. Her nose is funny. And she has this perpetual "I just got hit in the head with a big side of beef" look on her face. She's done nothing of use to society either.
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  • MosinNagantDisciple
    quote:Originally posted by spurgemastur
    She's not that pretty. She's got a horse face. She's too skinny. Her nose is funny.


    I respectfully disagree.

    paris-hilton-celibate.jpg

    quote: And she has this perpetual "I just got hit in the head with a big side of beef" look on her face. She's done nothing of use to society either.

    That, I agree with.
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  • elvjeep
    MosinNagantDisciple

    Now That's a TASTEFUL picture[:p]
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  • tccox
    Send that poor waif to me and I'll be happy to give her my experiences with drinking and driving. She can also do her community work keeping my trailer clean. Tom
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  • 11BravoCrunchie
    quote:Originally posted by spurgemastur
    She's not that pretty. She's got a horse face. She's too skinny. Her nose is funny. And she has this perpetual "I just got hit in the head with a big side of beef" look on her face. She's done nothing of use to society either.



    And to top it off, under all of that airbrushing, she's not even hot.
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  • Colt Super
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    Boring, stupid, not very pretty, woman.

    Doug
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  • TooBig
    She's getting the title of rent a ho, I'll take her money and you can have her, she is well broken in. She can draw a golf ball thru a water hose with one breath.[}:)][8][:0][:o)]
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  • Nighthawk
    I believe she should be interdicted(Prohibited from buying alcohol) the same as your average every day Joe in her shoes would be.
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  • Larry29
    You could set up 10 pins between her legs and toss a 16 ball towards her, and it will vanish.
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  • Rack Ops
    quote:Originally posted by fshfndr
    She's getting the title of rent a ho, I'll take her money and you can have her, she is well broken in. She can draw a golf ball thru a water hose with one breath.[}:)][8][:0][:o)]


    Personally, I've found her performances to be somewhat boring.

    On the other hand, I'm sure there is a certain novelty to getting a BJ from a billionare......
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  • bpost
    She is a skank. Jail would have some; shall I say, "been around the bush" women to teach her some manners.

    Send the beioch to jail. It is what would happen to me or you.
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  • Aspen79se
    quote:Originally posted by Rack Ops
    quote:Originally posted by fshfndr
    She's getting the title of rent a ho, I'll take her money and you can have her, she is well broken in. She can draw a golf ball thru a water hose with one breath.[}:)][8][:0][:o)]


    Personally, I've found her performances to be somewhat boring.

    On the other hand, I'm sure there is a certain novelty to getting a BJ from a billionare......


    She's not even close ot being a billionaire.
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  • p3skyking
    I'm sure lots of folks get jealous knowing she can live life, unlike them, any way she wants to. She hasn't harmed me, so I hope she has a good time.[;)][:)]

    Paris, if you are reading this, stop by and let's partee![:p]
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  • tr fox
    Yep. And I guarantee you that if you catch her out without her makeup on, her face will peel the paint off your car.
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  • 180A
    "Parisite" Hilton
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  • bigtire
    Oh come on! Be truthful with yourselves guys!

    Even though you could drive a truck through it, you'd still like to hit it!
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  • tobefree
    Well they can have her!!!!
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