Friday Joke
I stole this from another forum....[:I][:I] Edited for content, of course. [:)][:)]
Three football fans were out for a ride when one noticed a foot sticking
out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a
nude female, passed out drunk. Out of respect and propriety, the Packer's
fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Bear's fan
took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead,
but with some grumbling, the Cowboy's fan took off his cap and placed it
over her girly part.
The police were called and when the first officer arrived, he conducted an
investigation. First he lifted up the Packer's cap, replaced it and wrote
down some notes. Next, he lifted the Bear's cap and replaced it, writing
down some more notes.
The officer then lifted the Cowboy's cap, replaced it, then lifted it
again, replaced it, lifted it a third time and replaced it one last time.
The Cowboy's fan was becoming annoyed and asked, "What are you, a pervert
or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?"
"Well," said the officer, "I am simply surprised. Normally when you look
under a Cowboy's cap you find an a**hole."
Three football fans were out for a ride when one noticed a foot sticking
out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a
nude female, passed out drunk. Out of respect and propriety, the Packer's
fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Bear's fan
took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead,
but with some grumbling, the Cowboy's fan took off his cap and placed it
over her girly part.
The police were called and when the first officer arrived, he conducted an
investigation. First he lifted up the Packer's cap, replaced it and wrote
down some notes. Next, he lifted the Bear's cap and replaced it, writing
down some more notes.
The officer then lifted the Cowboy's cap, replaced it, then lifted it
again, replaced it, lifted it a third time and replaced it one last time.
The Cowboy's fan was becoming annoyed and asked, "What are you, a pervert
or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?"
"Well," said the officer, "I am simply surprised. Normally when you look
under a Cowboy's cap you find an a**hole."
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Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising home along a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it , but couldn't. The aged cow was struck and killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened and pay them for the cow. She stayed in the car making phone calls.
About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.
"What happened to you?," asked Hillary .
"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made passionate love to me."
"What did you tell them?" asked Hillary.
The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, 'I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow.' The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it."0 -
Sounds right to me I will have to send this one to my Brother in Dallas[:D] 0 -
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Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha!!! I wish I had thunk that one up!!!! 0
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