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A dog had followed his owner to school. His owner was a
fourth grader at a public elementary school. However,
when the bell rang, the dog sidled inside the building and
made it all the way to the child's classroom before a
teacher noticed and shoo'ed him outside, closing the
door behind him. The dog sat down, whimpered and
stared at the closed doors. Then God appeared beside
the dog, patted his head, and said, 'Don't feel bad fella'....
they won't let ME in either.'
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  • mateomasfeo
    Got to protect all those fragile kids from all of us sick, twisted adults!
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  • savage170
    sad but true[:(]
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  • Stink Foot
    When i was a kid god was in my class and he gave me all the answers without cheatin. Yep
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  • mijelo
    I agree with "Stink Foot"
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  • jwb267
    i can remember the LORDS PRAYER AND THE PLEDGE OF ALEGANCE
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  • spryor
    quote:Originally posted by jwb267
    i can remember the LORDS PRAYER AND THE PLEDGE OF ALEGANCE
    Days gone by...[:(]
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  • fastcarsgofast
    quote:Originally posted by jwb267
    i can remember the LORDS PRAYER AND THE PLEDGE OF ALEGANCE
    Those were the days my friend.
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  • tobefree
    Why ain't I laughing????
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